What do you consider to be a well written provider ad?
I will first grant that what I consider to be a well written ad is, of course, only my own personal opinion, but are nonetheless well considered.
A good provider ad should be tasteful, creative and provocative without being vulgar.
. . . I will confess that these (ahem) "ladies" who post crass ads about "all 3 holes" being open totally turn me off. Are there guys who actually think that level of marketing is some sort of turn-on? Do these type of ads even work as you hoped?