Obviously Not About Me! But Still Funny Enuf To Post

My nookie days are over,
>> My pilot light is out,
>> What used to be my sex appeal,
>> Is now my water spout.
>>
>> Time was when, on its own accord,
>> From my trousers it would spring,
>> But now I've got a full-time job,
>> To find the blasted thing.
>>
>> It used to be embarrassing,
>> the way it would behave,
>> For every single morning,
>> it would stand and watch me shave.
>>
>> Now as old age approaches,
>> it sure gives me the blues,
>> To see it hang its little head,
>> And watch me tie my shoes!

LOL Bad Husband!!You sure it's not about you? lol

But thanks to my Urologist
And my neighborhood drug store
The sagging has sprung back to life
I can now hobby more.



Even us old guys like a "happy ending".

I'm Positive! Wanna see?

LOL Bad Husband!!You sure it's not about you? lol
Originally Posted by Sweet N Little