Crazy latina on bp!

I was checking the bp ads yesterday when I came across this latina's ad and I thought I might check her out. I did a search and only came across an iso on her but no real info. So I called her up and she says "hello", then I say "hello I'm calling about your ad" and she hangs up on me. She only speaks spanish by the way. So I text her "why do you place an ad if you're just going to hang up?". She then texts back "because I don't want to waste my time with guys who just call to hear my voice and jerkoff". I reply "why do you think that about me? I was calling to try to set an appt." Then she replies that she'll see me and she gives me the area of her incall. Then I asked her "before I leave to go see you can you guarantee me that you're the actual person in the photos and you're 100% woman?".

She then proceeds to cuss me out and then she called me to cuss me out some more and telling me I insulted her and how dare I ask her that. I told her I'm sorry but I was just trying to be careful and that there are many fakes on bp. She then cusses me out some more and after we hang up she sends me at least 5 texts cussing me out and making comments about my mother. She was really pissed! Well about 10 minutes go by and she calls me back and tells me that she'll see me after all and for me to go ahead and go see her. I tell her "I'm sorry but I can't go see you after you spoke to me so ugly." "Not only am I now turned off but I wouldn't feel safe seeing you now."

Then she cusses me out some more and put some guy on the phone to cuss me out and threaten me. We hang up and she calls back a couple minutes later. By this time I pick up the phone for amusement purposes only. This time she tells me if I don't come see her that she's going to trace my phone number and send some people to do something to me, I guess kick my ass or something. I just told her my phone isn't registered in my name and I'm untraceable. She gets pissed and puts the guy back on the phone and he cusses me out a little bit more before we hang up.

The moral of the story is if you call this chick don't ask her if she's 100% female or she will go apeshit on you. And I think she only speaks spanish. Plus evidently she hangs with a rough crowd judging from the guy she put on the phone to cuss me out and threaten me.

Oddly enough I'm still curious about her. Looking at her pics it's possible that she could be pretty hot in person, but I guess I'll never find out.

edit: Forgot to post the link to her ad.

http://dallas.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...xy-23/21179476

HA HA thats too funny!!! LOL!!! Do you have the pics and her ad so we can see?

She looks like shes holding her breath under water in every single pic, other than that shes hot......and exhale.....ahhhhhh

316-390-6632


I'm just adding her phone number so it will pop up on a search.

hahahaha you tell the story in such an amusing way coolaid

I was thinking about calling her. Thank you for the intel.

OMG What is wrong with her face!! I guess it wouldn't be so bad from behind..LOL J/S

On a serious note you lucked out on not seeing that one. If she was so quick to put a man on the phone with you, just think if you were there in person and turned her down once you found out she was a man. You would have been writing a whole other thread besides the funny one you got going here.

Thanks for sharing, I needed a good laugh

OMG What is wrong with her face!! I guess it wouldn't be so bad from behind..LOL J/S Originally Posted by melannie_star

Ahhh.. but at least she has a face. From your profile, I am not sure if you have one....

Q: why did the provider's photos not show anything above the shoulders?
A: because she gave head.


oh my..haha...I crack myself up...

Wow...she likes to pucker her lips in pix.

She reminds me of big Ang from that show the mob wife's.

Ahhh.. but at least she has a face. From your profile, I am not sure if you have one....

Q: why did the provider's photos not show anything above the shoulders?
A: because she gave head.


oh my..haha...I crack myself up... Originally Posted by yourself

Oh wait.. I found it, now what was it doing in your lap??
BTW.. not trying to hijack the original thread, just couldn't help myself.
I'm sure she is a very sweet girl

She reminds me of big Ang from that show the mob wife's. Originally Posted by Tara Evans

HAHA that is so true.. I wonder if she has her voice too??

I don't know. From those pics, I think you were wise to ask questions. For all you know, she never handed the phone to a dude. Was his name Erik?

Hahaha TFF! What is it with all these duck lip facial expressions on BP?

Here's a thread about her from a couple of months ago:
http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=661415