Since all of you can't be here to enjoy the chocolate covered strawberries I got for you I will eat them myself and think of you while I do!
The Hoogar Prayer
Oh Monger Jesus, please look down on us and grant our jaws be strong & our grip tight.
Please keep our kitties spotless, and our tongues firm...
Keep our envelopes full and our condoms whole, keep our regulars safe & gainfully employed...
Save us during Salmon run & especially during the expensive holidays.
Help us to be better Hoogars and strive to fulfill the needs of our Johns clueless though they be.
We ask these things in Monger Jesus name...
Salut.
Oh Monger Jesus, please look down on us and grant our jaws be strong & our grip tight.
Please keep our kitties spotless, and our tongues firm...
Keep our envelopes full and our condoms whole, keep our regulars safe & gainfully employed...
Save us during Salmon run & especially during the expensive holidays.
Help us to be better Hoogars and strive to fulfill the needs of our Johns clueless though they be.
We ask these things in Monger Jesus name...
Salut.
