My New Reparations Plan

My new plan for reparations for slavery is this:

1. One hundred thousand dollars for every black person in the US descended from slaves.

2. One hundred thousand dollars for everyone who descended from the soldiers who died in the Civil War to stop slavery.

3. No descendants of the planter class may receive payment.

4. Affirmative action, diversity programs, quotas, welfare, AFDC and similar programs all are off limits to whoever took the money.

5. Federal reserve serialized notes printed by the US Mint, in the amount of $100,000 each will be given to the recipients, who must sign for them and give a DNA sample and full identification and be photographed, and then deposit them in US owned banks.

6. Funds must be spent in the United States, on US manufactured goods.

Why Not?

Sounds like a plan.

Glad to see you boys onboard!!!

100k...get the fuck outta here. from what part of your ass did you pull that number...Make it a cool $2M tax free and you got a deal.

100k...get the fuck outta here. from what part of your ass did you pull that number...Make it a cool $2M tax free and you got a deal. Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

That will work as well. Fuck, we just handed over $400 million to a bunch of Islamic Terrorist who want us dead. Two mill Is a bargain.

Take it out of petty cash.

100k...get the fuck outta here. from what part of your ass did you pull that number...Make it a cool $2M tax free and you got a deal. Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

Think of all den rims wit spinners you kin get fo yo ride an all da cases of fow-dees and ripple a " brotha " kin git !!!!

Dingleberries?

Dingleberries? Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

See YOUR protégé EKIM for that assup ! Hasn't he made YOU a dingleberry pie yet ! ?!? !? And surely YOU could get one of YOUR "customers " to provide YOU with some " whipped " "cream " !!!

It's ridiculous. It will never be enough. And it sets a bad precedent. What will we do for the Native Americans? What about the Irish who were denied jobs? I have never owned a slave. Why do want to take my money and give it to someone who never was a slave? You really think this plan would resolve the matter? It would only exacerbate it.

So you want to give a large amount of money, and cash at that, to many southern blacks and many northern whites while stiffing the southern whites. That won't cause any resentment, will it? Telling people where and what they spend the money given to them won't raise any issues when you try to form a database that you refuse to consider to track guns. The issue of $100000 bills is good idea too. You'll get the black against black war you want after you flood the inner cities with cash. And another civil war. Robert E Lee went to Gettysburg looking for shoes.
This wave from the south would be looking for pick-up trucks.
Since we already have them, let's save the printing cost and just give them one of those $100000 candy bars.

So it turns out you're a socialist racist.

Head on back to the white board.

My new plan for reparations for slavery is this:

1. One hundred thousand dollars for every black person in the US descended from slaves.

2. One hundred thousand dollars for everyone who descended from the soldiers who died in the Civil War to stop slavery.

3. No descendants of the planter class may receive payment.

4. Affirmative action, diversity programs, quotas, welfare, AFDC and similar programs all are off limits to whoever took the money.

5. Federal reserve serialized notes printed by the US Mint, in the amount of $100,000 each will be given to the recipients, who must sign for them and give a DNA sample and full identification and be photographed, and then deposit them in US owned banks.

6. Funds must be spent in the United States, on US manufactured goods. Originally Posted by DSK

No.1 would encourage a rash of pregnancies; No. 5 as to DNA, ID, and photo would be challenged like voter IDs; and No.6 just creates another incompetent and corrupt agency to oversea another welfare program.

As to No. 6, if it is violated what is the "penalty"?

$2 million is ridiculous, unless real value deductions are taken for past assistance and grants with payments being made over a structured settlement period, then it's too much.

I'd give them 40 acres and an eva.

Seriously, fuck'em. Go stand behind the Indians. Their slave lineage has gotten perhaps up to a million dollars each in Federal Assistance.

Hillary 2016!

I'd give them 40 acres and an eva. Originally Posted by gnadfly

I can't imagine "eva" being good fertilizer ... just contamination.

http://newobserveronline.com/hidden-...ry-in-america/

"Fact 1: The first official slave owner in America was an Angolan who adopted the European name of Anthony Johnson. He was sold to slave traders in 1621 by an enemy tribe in his native Africa, and was registered as “Antonio, a Negro” in the official records of the Colony of Virginia. He went to work for a white farmer as an indentured servant."

So you want to give a large amount of money, and cash at that, to many southern blacks and many northern whites while stiffing the southern whites. That won't cause any resentment, will it? Telling people where and what they spend the money given to them won't raise any issues when you try to form a database that you refuse to consider to track guns. The issue of $100000 bills is good idea too. You'll get the black against black war you want after you flood the inner cities with cash. And another civil war. Robert E Lee went to Gettysburg looking for shoes.
This wave from the south would be looking for pick-up trucks.
Since we already have them, let's save the printing cost and just give them one of those $100000 candy bars.

So it turns out you're a socialist racist.

Head on back to the white board. Originally Posted by Munchmasterman

I'd be willing to bet that more black people would like my point of view on this than you, jackass.

You need to look at the details more carefully. You cannot spend that 100,000 note - you must take it to the bank. Plus, that is pretty stereotypical thinking of yours, assuming blacks will kill each other over the money. You are the fucking racist, not me.

The reason they have to buy American made products should be obvious to any Keynesian economist.