Who is Ice Berg? A cool Jewish dude?
Originally Posted by matchingmole
A chinaman and a Jew are drinking at the bar. Suddenly without warning, the Jew turns and punches the Chinese guy in the face, knocking him off his bar stool. He gets up off the floor and yells in anger "You stupid SOB! Why did you do that?" The Jewish guy says "That’s for Pearl Harbor, asshole!"
The Chinese guy yells back "You dumb fuck! I'm Chinese, not Japanese! We had nothing to do with Pearl Harbor!"
The Jew shrugs and says "Chinese, Japanese - you Asians are all the same to me!"
The chinaman sits down, orders another drink, then abruptly turns and thwacks the Jewish guy, knocking him clear across the bar. The Jew gets up and screams "Fuck you, asshole! What did you do that for?"
The chink says "That's for the Titantic!" The Jew yells back "Whaddaya talking about? The Titantic struck an iceberg! I had nothing to do with it!"
The Chinese guy scoffs "Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg... you fuckers are all the same to me!"