When not to file a complaint

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I think it’s funny that he asks the cop to call the second woman to request $40 back! Reminds me of the lady on cops that was buying coke, was ripped off, called the cops and admitted to trying to buy coke. She offered to show them where they were if they were able to get her money back.
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I actually did that once (twenty or thirty years ago). I stoopidly gave a SW her donation in advance where upon she took me to a private residence. She went in, but locked me out. To achieve some degree of satisfaction, I made an anonymous complaint to the police from a “distant” pay phone. Of course, the officer asked for my name, I told her: “Yes, I am stupid enough to get robbed, but not so stupid as to get arrested too.” I hung-up the phone and quickly sped away.

These articles, also at that website, are also real gems. lol

“Auto-erotic” crime
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...o-erotic-crime

Horny, drunk and malodorous
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...-police-report
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...ut-your-hooker Originally Posted by Lovely Victoria
This belongs in Jay Leno's stupid criminals routine.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...ut-your-hooker Originally Posted by Lovely Victoria
It just boggles the mind.

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abdclub's Avatar
These are just TFF!!!

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I think it’s funny that he asks the cop to call the second woman to request $40 back! Reminds me of the lady on cops that was buying coke, was ripped off, called the cops and admitted to trying to buy coke. She offered to show them where they were if they were able to get her money back. Originally Posted by jesg333
HAHA, I saw that one!