Prostitutes in Dallas

canoodle's Avatar
According to today's Dallas Morning News there are prostitutes in Dallas, can this be true?
Iaintliein's Avatar
I'm Shocked!

damn how did they get here
Grace Preston's Avatar
There is no way. I just sprayed for them LAST WEEK. Fuck this, I'm calling Orkin and getting my money back....
rexdutchman's Avatar
Yup I love how the media is SHOCKED all the time , its like 1984 and "news speak"
L.A.'s Avatar
  • L.A.
  • 10-06-2016, 11:53 AM
According to today's Dallas Morning News there are prostitutes in Dallas, can this be true? Originally Posted by canoodle
It's NOT true. We have escorts here.
MYQUEST's Avatar
Thought they all left wth the revitalazion of Harry Hines...used to love that stroll
TinMan's Avatar
Dang it, they're on to us! I knew this would happen once we stopped referring to hookers as "providers" to whom we "donated" "roses".
Bob Soldios's Avatar
There is no way. I just sprayed for them LAST WEEK. Fuck this, I'm calling Orkin and getting my money back.... Originally Posted by GracePreston
Damnit... I'm scrolling down to make the "I just sprayed for those" jokes and POOF! Here this is....
LustyBustyGina38FF's Avatar
wow only in Dallas this can happen ..lol
Don't worry, fellers. Slick Willie is just stocking the new offices on Walnut Hill.
JK1982's Avatar
No worries gentlemen. Our next president will build a wall on the south side of Harry Hines. And make the hookers pay for it.
Great. Then, rates go up. It's that whole "minimum wage - living wage" crap all over again.
TinMan's Avatar
Can someone post a link to the article? I can't find it on that damn new website they rolled out.
News sez CEO of BP arrested in Houston on charges of "pimping" from California. TX AG sez Texas is filing charges later. Possibly money laundering.