"4 Worms In Church"
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!
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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead .
The second worm in cigarette smoke . . .Dead .
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Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.
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Fourth worm in good clean soil . . .Alive .
So the Minister asked the congregation,
"What did you learn from this demonstration?"
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Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
"If you drink a lot, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
That pretty much ended the service!