Has anybody ever....

KilgoreTrout1967's Avatar
Has anybody ever put their dick inside the long metal tube that industrial dairy farmers use to milk cows? Would the suction be so great that it is likely to cause permanent damage?

PM (or anyone whose penis is not being put to good use) - could you please test this out for me and report back?
Tubes are too small....ijs
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Has anybody ever put their dick inside the long metal tube that industrial dairy farmers use to milk cows? Would the suction be so great that it is likely to cause permanent damage?

PM (or anyone whose penis is not being put to good use) - could you please test this out for me and report back? Originally Posted by KilgoreTrout1967
Just go for it, what could go wrong?
KilgoreTrout1967's Avatar
Tubes are too small....ijs Originally Posted by Notuagain
If they were bigger, would it work?
Has anybody ever put their dick inside the long metal tube that industrial dairy farmers use to milk cows? Originally Posted by KilgoreTrout1967
Has anyone NOT?
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Tubes are too small....ijs Originally Posted by Notuagain
ever put yer hand up ...a puppet

...bliss
I bet puppet fisting is a big fetish here....
Has anyone here ever slapped around a puppet fister????
Has anybody ever put their dick inside the long metal tube that industrial dairy farmers use to milk cows? Originally Posted by KilgoreTrout1967
Check out yer local porn sites ....... and or sweeeeeet ol PM's Stable!!!....

Plenty of milking machine porn out there.....
Go to show world , has got to have better options than the "farm"
Go to show world , has got to have better options than the "farm" Originally Posted by normale
They have a Sybian sex toy fer ladies to ride.
They also have a Sybian sex toy fer men that will mechanically milk ya dry.....
Question is with the incredible reviews he has been entertaining us with, why would he need a mechanical aid?
Maybe he feels variety is the spice of life.....
bustybabygirl's Avatar
Pumps and suction devices can leave long term damage if not used correctly so I don't see how this would be different.
KilgoreTrout1967's Avatar
There is no doubt about it. I can use all the help I can get!

But....

I was researching experiences and input for a story.

Question is with the incredible reviews he has been entertaining us with, why would he need a mechanical aid? Originally Posted by normale
KilgoreTrout1967's Avatar
Pumps and suction devices can leave long term damage if not used correctly so I don't see how this would be different. Originally Posted by bustybabygirl
Good information, thanks. So, there will need to be plenty of nurses available.

: )