My ATF

Date: 12/16/2014
Provider: Rosie Palm
Phone: -
Email Address: -
URL / Website: -
City: Corpus Christi
State: Texas
Address: Her place
Appointment Type: Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: watching porn, bbhjtc, with edging
Session Length: hhr
Fee: Free, unless you count that I keep her alive and maintain her.
Hair Length and Color: none on the palm side, pretty much bald on the rest, black.
Age: nearly 50
Smoking Status: Does not smoke.
Ethnic Background: Latina
Physical Description: average, proportional to the rest of body. She has been around the block and has some rough edges, but the parts that handled Mr. Happy (hint: my dick) are as soft as a baby's butt.
The Rest of the Story: Went to my favorite porn site, found a compilation, and sent it to the tv with chromecast. Mr. Happy responded, and before I knew it, Rosie was caressing Mr. Happy. She kept me on edge while I watched the porn, and cranked it out as the porn ended. She helped with clean up and waited until needed again.

Rosie knows exactly how to do me. Whether it's playing with the balls, the shaft or the tip, Rosie knows exactly what to do. She has no problems with me watching porn while she does her thing. She can keep me on edge for forever, or she can crank one out in record time. She is always available, always does what I want, and has never complained.

I know we're not supposed to fall in love in the hobby, but Rosie Palm, you'll be my ATF until the day I die.
Recommendation: Yes, but I'm not sharing her. Get your own Rosie Palm.

They don't call you EW for nothing! Awesome review...priceless!

LOL

Thank you for NOT sharing EW.

Thank you for NOT sharing EW. Originally Posted by rjdiner

Yep, she would probably need to be drunk (she never gets drunk). Even then, it would likely be YMMV, mechanical, and she'd likely have GPS (golden palm syndrome).

Somebody's bored.
... and has too much time (and lube) on their hands.

Somebody's bored.
... and has too much time (and lube) on their hands. Originally Posted by lance58

It has been a little boring around here lately, but no lube necessary. Rosie's palm is like velvet.

Another entertaining review of abusing yourself, as the Puritan's call it.
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=37228

Hope you don't expect PA for this B.S and quite frankly its TMI

Another entertaining review of abusing yourself, as the Puritan's call it.
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=37228 Originally Posted by Louigi

Thanks for the link, Louigi. I don't copy the ideas of others intentionally, but I have "re-invented the wheel" many times. It's a gift/curse.

Hope you don't expect PA for this B.S and quite frankly its TMI Originally Posted by AllAboutGrk

Nope. I already have PA.

BS? Sure. This place needs to be fertilized on occasion.

TMI? Perhaps. That's your opinion, but I'm pretty sure more and worse has been posted and will be posted.

We can agree to disagree and shake hands on it. I'll let you know which hand to avoid.

First cousin of Mary Fivefingers.

Thanks for the link, Louigi. I don't copy the ideas of others intentionally, but I have "re-invented the wheel" many times. It's a gift/curse.



Nope. I already have PA.

BS? Sure. This place needs to be fertilized on occasion.

TMI? Perhaps. That's your opinion, but I'm pretty sure more and worse has been posted and will be posted.

We can agree to disagree and shake hands on it. I'll let you know which hand to avoid. Originally Posted by emptywallet

Hope you don't expect PA for this B.S and quite frankly its TMI Originally Posted by AllAboutGrk

TMI lol?

At least he didn't say "PM me for contact info!"

TMI lol?

Originally Posted by Asorluv

lol is right.

At least he didn't say "PM me for contact info!" Originally Posted by Louigi

CORRECT! My ATF is all MINE!

EW, you need to post this in a National Forum, that shit is too funny!