A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty blond waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food. He looks up at the menu above the bar. It says Hot Dog $4, Cheeseburger $8, and Handjob $20.
He asks the waitress, "Miss, are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
She smiles at him, winks and replies, "Why yes I am." He says, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."