Fun with Google Translate

I wanted to see how to order an international menu.

spanish

Yo quiero una puta que se bebe mi semen y toma mi polla en el culo.

German

Ich will eine Hure, die mein Sperma trinken wird und nimm meinen Schwanz in ihrem Arsch.

French

Je veux une pute qui va boire mon sperme et de prendre ma bite dans le cul.

Danish (surprisingly close to English)

Jeg vil have en hore, der vil drikke min jizz og tage min pik op hendes røv.

Italian

Voglio una puttana che bere il mio sperma e prendere il mio cazzo nel culo.

Catalan

Jo vull una puta que es beu la meva semen i amb la meva polla al cul.

And just for the heck of it, Esperanto

Mi volas putino kiu trinkos mia jizz kaj preni mian koko sian azenon.

What was the english? Funny how the danish word is actually jizz

Interesting...

If you translate it from Spanish:
I want a bitch that drinks my semen and takes my cock up her ass.

nimm meinen Schwanz in ihrem Arsch. Originally Posted by spear88

Awesome...