touring nightmares

Every tour isnt always successful.Has anyone had any nightmare tours?or unsuccessful tours?is there any advice on making a tour go well?

1.) Use common sense when checking in and do NOT dress like a hooker! The soccer mom look is perfect!

2.) Do NOT flush condoms down the toilet >>>don't ask how I know

This is going to be a great thread with all the different stories.
I just started touring and nothing bad has happened. hmmmmmm

Do not use your business phone number on checking in. A provider did that in NOLA, the manager did a google search and pulled up her ECCIE profile - luckily I left 5 minutes before he knocked on the door!!!!

This is going to be a great thread with all the different stories.
I just started touring and nothing bad has happened. hmmmmmm Originally Posted by Anita Lay

I've been touring for awhile and have never had a problem. You'll do great. Just surround yourself with good, knowledgeable people.

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Touring tip #3: Don't be afraid to drive instead of fly. If the city you're going to is 6 hours away, do you REALLY need to blow all that money on a plane ticket? Get in your car and drive - That way you can stop in other cities on the way there. :-)

Touring tip #4: Avoid Airtrans. They're the cheapest but also the most unprofessional imho.

Touring tip #5: Try to book mostly multi-hours so you're not having to "see" that many people.
Guys going in and out of a room is not a good look ..for anyone!

Fortunately, I've never run into any problems while touring. But like Naomi said, common sense is key. Don't walk around like a hooker and assuming everyone thinks you are. Paranoia brings out the worst in people I find. You have to comfortable in your surroundings and always plan for the worst.

If you're talking about NCNS well... screening is your best friend as well doing some background checks on certain places/people.

Naomi, I like the multiple hours advice.

Don't use the hotel internet service to surf Eccie or any other boards, or post ads, et cetera. Carry your own source to the internet with you. You can get the ones that use the cell phone signal.
They can and will look at where you are surfing.

Oh yeah, either learn how to grab clean towels off the maid's cart in the hallways without being seen or:
(a) get some from the pool area or fitness area
(b) bring some of your own in case you run out
(c) learn how to make up excuses to keep asking the front desk for more linens without arousing suspicion

Don't leave an outcall and go to a restaurant to have dinner and sit at the bar with your dress on wrong side out.

Don't book your room by a train track so that every time you orgasm, a train whistle simultaneously goes off in the distance.

Don't poke your client in the eye right when your having an orgasm.

Don't flail around in the bed and whack your head on the nightstand right when your about to have an orgasm.

Don't ask me how I know any of these things.

Those are all points!!

Just to add
- try to book hotels that keep heavy traffic coming in and out, so you can blend in better (as well as dress appropriately)

- also bring your own wash cloths and soap, ( if you have more then 3 clients for each day you stay) therefore you don't have to keep asking the front desk for any.

Just be discreet as possible is what I have learned through my travels

I have already done a boo booo, used the internet while in the room...
does anyone recomment lodging that has your own private doors or a main lobby ?
Somone told me the lodging with one main lobby is safer ...

1.) Use common sense when checking in and do NOT dress like a hooker! The soccer mom look is perfect!

2.) Do NOT flush condoms down the toilet >>>don't ask how I know Originally Posted by Naomi4u

Fortunately, I've never run into any problems while touring. But like Naomi said, common sense is key. Don't walk around like a hooker and assuming everyone thinks you are. Paranoia brings out the worst in people I find. You have to comfortable in your surroundings and always plan for the worst.

If you're talking about NCNS well... screening is your best friend as well doing some background checks on certain places/people. Originally Posted by Shayla

First of all, I don't think any one would think two hot chicks like you two were hookers! I can see them dreaming, hoping and imagining you were! LOL But walking through a lobby wearing daisy Dukes, a tube top with red 6 inch heels.... ah no! Wear a pretty sun dress with flats. Dam it, I'm getting a woody just thinking about you two. The two of you getting out of a limo walking into the Bellagio in Las Vegas. Walking to the main bar and tap me on the shoulder and say, "were ready". I scan the casino floor to see about a hundred different guys and gals looking at the two of you as I Wisk you off to the elevators. OK, I'm back! Sun Dresses and flats are nice!

How do you know what I wear SL? sundresses and sandals are best ....

How do you know what I wear SL? sundresses and sandals are best .... Originally Posted by Anita Lay

After care review of your show case, I some how see you as dressing in a very sophisticated manner working in an office as an executive assistant. Not doubt have many a closed behind doors meetings. LOL I can dream! You look a lot like....guess who?

Have your dates call while they are still 5 mins away to get your room number. LE has been known to target guys making phone calls from the parking lot. They will give them the third degree to give you up.

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Don't leave an outcall and go to a restaurant to have dinner and sit at the bar with your dress on wrong side out.

Don't book your room by a train track so that every time you orgasm, a train whistle simultaneously goes off in the distance.

Don't poke your client in the eye right when your having an orgasm.

Don't flail around in the bed and whack your head on the nightstand right when your about to have an orgasm.

Don't ask me how I know any of these things. Originally Posted by Fallon Kelly

Ms. Kelly my dear, you sound like you and I could be made for each other!!! This is waaaayyyy too funny!!