92 Year Old Man

OlRebel's Avatar
An old fella was celebrating 92 years on this earth.

He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes.", he said. "How are you? You know, you are
92 today. Oh the times we've had! Remember how we walked in the park in the

summer every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the dance floor?

Happy Birthday toes!"

"Hello, knees.", he continued. "How are you? You know you're 92 today..

Oh, the times we've had! Remember when we marched in the parade?

Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together. Happy Birthday, knees."
Then, he looked down at his crotch. "Hello Willie! You little bugger. Just think.

If you were alive today, you'd be 92.
Ray007's Avatar
LMAO!
Poor Willie. LOL!
G'Day mates. George Burns at about that age said "Having sex at my age is like shooting pool with a rope".

God rest your sweet soul Georgie boy!!!
OlRebel's Avatar
George Burns was one funny man for sure!
True story: Recently I asked my 87yo father how he was feeling. He replied "Everything hurts,and what don't hurt don't work"
Sounds like the same story ,just told in a different way......