Escort Coupon Book

Another post got me to thinking about this unused piece of brilliance.

I'd be game for a book like that. You could have coupons for everything.

If you see hotlips for 90 min, then I'll give you an extra 30 min when you see me.... or somehting like that. Individual coupons too. We'd probably need a sticky thread with all the codes because we obviously can't just put out a hooker coupon book for all the world to see.

I wonder how many ladies would entertain this idea. It quite possibly will come to nothing, but we'll never know if we don't kick it around a bit.


Guys your thoughts?

I'd be happy just to get my parking validated.

If you see hotlips for 90 min, then I'll give you an extra 30 min when you see me Originally Posted by LovingKayla

honey, you would never have to give an extra 30 minutes. i think i scare them all away lol

meg,
I saw you many moons ago. I could and have gone 90 mins with you-first 60 was great interaction with your wit and wonderful wisdom. After that, yeah you tore me up! love ya!

Anybody do gift certificates? lol

Cute Idea

You would have to be very careful on how you structured your coupons.

1. You would have to make sure they are circular in nature so that yo don't artificially funnel clients to one lady.

2. You would have to do your best to make sure the perceived value is equal or risk again funneling to a lady or two.

3. As donation rates fluctuate, you would have to adjust the coupons in a timely manner.

4. You will have to take into consideration specials and make sure coupons are not valid during specials, or have a reduced value.

5. Probably would want to have reasonable expiration dates and single use clauses.

Head spinning yet? lol

You would have to be very careful on how you structured your coupons.

1. You would have to make sure they are circular in nature so that yo don't artificially funnel clients to one lady.

Agreed

2. You would have to do your best to make sure the perceived value is equal or risk again funneling to a lady or two.

Solved by offering free time vs cash and any lady that wanted to take part would have equal chance. (If you see one lady then the other 9 would be equal to choose from for the free time.)

3. As donation rates fluctuate, you would have to adjust the coupons in a timely manner.

Again solved by offering time vs cash.

4. You will have to take into consideration specials and make sure coupons are not valid during specials, or have a reduced value.

solved by giving time vs cash (I don't care what her rate was, my offer of free X time still applys)


5. Probably would want to have reasonable expiration dates and single use clauses.

Agreed.

Head spinning yet?

Nope, keep em coming. This is how great ideas form. Originally Posted by Jobe0111

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I can see it now. Groupon special of the day. That coupon would get my interest.

Can you imagine when you become a mega coupon user.

If the Sunday paper had these coupons, the newspaper would suddenly become solvent and their circulation would be enormous.

Love it Kayla

Kayla,
I love the idea. I'd be down...after the kinks are all worked out.

Great idea (and I've got SEVERAL provider friends who would be in cahoots with me).
Get your PCB (provider coupon book) today! Would it be next to the Green Sheet & the Auto Trader? LOL

Here's an idea~Virtual Coupons.

Instead of using physical coupons (which would require training the ladies to recognize and maybe some way to be sure they aren't photocopies), we could make a private Yahoo Group and ladies log-in to mark off when somebody uses a coupon.

A groupon for pussy? That will boost business wouldn't it? NOT.
I'm against it. Pussy should never go on sale. This will only cause problems you wouldn't believe. Have fun ladies.

I don't think that "buy one get one free" is a good idea... some provider will not honor the free one... or "buy one get second for 50%" is the same as above, but I've seen some provider that do post that in thier ad's sometime and idk if someone did take advantage of that, the most popular is the instant discount 20% or 50% off reg. that is what catches the eye more...

What about Green Stamps?

What's next trading food stamps for pussy?