Did Jesus ever get a boner

flows-with-water's Avatar
Your thoughts. As a male that apparently went thru puberty since he is depicted as having a beard. Do you expect he would get an erection whether he used it or not.
Grace Preston's Avatar
C'mon man-- its even in the scriptures.


He is risen.
C'mon man-- its even in the scriptures.
He is risen. Originally Posted by Grace Preston
Well done!
C'mon man-- its even in the scriptures.


He is risen. Originally Posted by Grace Preston
... Hee Hee! ... Just spilled-over me beer from laughing!

### Salty
I mean, three days of sleep, pretty sure he would have a morning woody
... You also gotta remember that one o' Jesus' best mates
was a pretty-bird named Mary Magdeline - so he prolly WAS
sometimes stiffer than a punter's dork... Just sayin'

And the fact that some say Jesus surely had Australian bloodlines.

### Salty
Like they always say

"Christ has cum, Christ has risen, Christ will cum again"
snoopy75's Avatar
Everyone gets morning wood!!!