Help for the "hobbiest"

Are there any products on the market that you think may make the life of a "hobbiest" more enjoyable?

TA DAAAAA!! ezEYES!! the perfect high visability keyboard replacement for the "hobbiest " computer.

https://www.getezeyes.com/?refcode=1002&ot=tm

Now, the guys that have jerked off too much and are now "visually impaired" can see the keys a whole lot easier.

Now, you can pour a WHOLE glass of VODKA,,,errrrr "water", all over the keyboard during your next heated "ECCIE CATFIGHT"..or for the guys, you dont have to worry about "spooooging" all over the keyboard while enjoying some of the pictures from your favorite SHOWCASES!! It'll WASH RIGHT OFF!!

For you married/SO fella's, you can now discretely surf ECCIE or your favorite UPORN videos while never leaving her side or desturbing her sleep by having to turn on the lights, or to type in your favorite kinky fantasies with some cam girl on EROS, or your fav sex chat room.ALL THIS!! because the keys!! GLOW IN THE DARK!!!

so thats mine..whats your favorite new product to aid the ECCIE "hobbiest?
oh yahh, I bet the grannie in the video was once quite the "provider"!!! shes got it goin on!!she look easy and drunk too!!

LMAO..i saw that commerical and had the same thoughts....well except about granny being a provider...

Oh come on Irish . . . You could not tell the granny was pretending to be a 18 yr old girl online?

I was under the impression, judging by her overall look of frustration , that;

she may have been frustrated because she couldnt book her favorite hotel incall with that old, blurry, shitty ass keyboard.And her next tour was getting all fucked up.

maybe she was upset because all the other ho's werent cooperating with refrence checking?...Maybe it was her fucking fault becasue she couldnt type in the johns name correctly?

maybe she was argueing with another provider defending her ass over being called out on fake showcase picks?

shit!,, she may have been smack dab in the midst of a misunderstanding with a "haggler/time waster" ?

I mean, just look at her....she's a MESS!! she need that new high visibility keyboard, then she can go get her FREAK ON!!

this week I would reccommend the "twin draft guard'.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuFZN1hphvI

once you slide this baby under the doors youll start seeing the savings on your heating and cooling bills and then maybe the providers will pass that along to the johns by having more spacials.

also the johns can install it and will roll their payback savings into paying the hookers.Guys are horney and I sure do spend more when I have more left over after my bills.

Also, if you block the bottom of the door off , your pimp, boytoy, roommate, neighbors or kids hidden off in the other rooms wont be able to hear the goings on in the bedroom, if you know what i mean.

also, for a limited time , they are offering a chrome plated hanger that fits over the top of the door so the johns will have extra places to hang their clothes in a convienient place, instead of on a chair or the floor.Its quit errogomatic