Woman Driver

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artee4fun's Avatar
This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a

Woman

In a brand new Cadillac

Doing 65 mph

With her face up next to her
rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away
for a couple seconds...
to continue shaving

And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.

As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped

my electric shaver

which knocked the donut
out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying
to straighten out the car
using my knees against
the steering wheel,

it knocked
my cell phone
away from my ear
which fell

into the coffee
between my legs!

splashed,
and burned
Big Jim and the Twins,

ruined the damn phone,
soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an
important call.

Damn women drivers!
tia travels's Avatar
She's only multi-tasking twice.
<<=====Looks like he's worse.
Sweet N Little's Avatar
LOL





Samcro84's Avatar
Those jokes are funny
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ok lady..the gates open..
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I bet a man was driving this!!! LOL

At least the RV was not damaged too much...... I would have hated to be in the truck.
tia travels's Avatar
It doesn't look like the guy "made" it out of that truck. Look again. Looks like the ceiling was heavy and...crushed the driver's compartment.
It doesn't look like the guy "made" it out of that truck. Look again. Looks like the ceiling was heavy and...crushed the driver's compartment. Originally Posted by tia travels

understood.....


That's why I made a comment......
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I bet a man was driving this!!! LOL

Originally Posted by Sweet N Little
+1
Hey, I can put on makeup, drive, and flip you off at the same time! lol
pyramider's Avatar
It doesn't look like the guy "made" it out of that truck. Look again. Looks like the ceiling was heavy and...crushed the driver's compartment. Originally Posted by tia travels
One can only hope.
I will stop commenting on stuff, that I know nothing about...

Seeing that video on the news and all were well, with 20 something years of building stuff.

I was wrong again... dammit.....
pmdelites's Avatar
Originally Posted by Sweet N Little
did you see that red car - 3rd one coming down the block?
i imagine the driver saw what was happening and said "i'm getting the fuck out of here PRONTO!!"
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