Unspoken rules of sex

ackvt's Avatar
  • ackvt
  • 02-18-2015, 10:44 AM
http://thechive.com/2015/02/18/getti...sex-11-photos/

Mods, this is NOT porn or a link to a porn site, or a link to a site that will link to a porn site. Well I'm 95% sure on that last one.
boardman's Avatar
#4?

Dammit!
11 cracks me up
so true
Fancyinheels's Avatar
A #9 once took me out to a steak dinner afterward, stopped at the sex shop, and bought me a Silver Bullet. (The vibe, not the anti-werewolf protection, which would have been more valuable in the long run as we burnt the toy out a few days later.)
boardman's Avatar
11 cracks me up
so true Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
Same programmers that caused the ECCIE glitch last week?
Bombay's Avatar
BEAST MODE!!
#7!!!

It depends on where I am. If I'm at a provider's apartment or at a nice hotel...I might comply. But at a nasty ass Mr. Patel establishment, nah....socks are staying on
Wakeup's Avatar
No such thing...if the rule isn't spoken by her beforehand, it isn't a rule...

Surprise buttsecks rulez...
BEAST MODE!! Originally Posted by Bombay

I'm just here so I don't get broke.
pyramider's Avatar
My 1.3" of dangling death, even in Beast Mode, will not break you and probably not even bruise you.
No such thing...if the rule isn't spoken by her beforehand, it isn't a rule...

Funny trumps rulez... Originally Posted by Wakeup

FTFY
I'm just here so I don't get broke. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

Just think ... "Super Glue" and a shiny stack of nickles and quarters...

That makes it all better....