I got on the elevator at work today, and a young woman followed me on. Suddenly, the elevator stops between floors, and we can both smell smoke. The young lady looks worried, and asks me, "Sir, what would you do if you only a few minutes left to live?"
I replied, "I'd have sex with anything that moved. How about you?"
She quietly answered, "Well, knowing that, I think I'd stand perfectly still!"
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Cheers,
bcg
- bluffcityguy
- 09-25-2013, 11:31 AM
- Megan Love
- 09-25-2013, 01:01 PM
- Abbey_Jones
- 09-25-2013, 04:27 PM
She obviously had no idea what she'd be missing!
Your funnies are always appreciated.
xo
Your funnies are always appreciated.
xo