A young couple sat down in a train compartment with an elderly man. The girl complained of a headache. The boyfriend kissed her forehead and then asked, "Is it better now?"
"Yes."
"Does you hurt anywhere else?"
She smiled and pointed to her lips. He gave her a long kiss on the lips. "Better?"
"Much."
"Anywhere else?" She pointed to her neck.
As he started for her neck, the elderly man, annoyed at the pitiful display, asked, "Young man, do you do hemorrhoids?"'
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