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Hooktards:
Photography - ladies don't be mad but here we go....best case example I've seen was in Dallas....lady does shoot with a guy for a "reduced session" and when he does not return the photos she gets upset and blasts professional photographers...wtf - ok ladies, keep dealing with this "tricks that click" and you'll learn your lesson and when your photos look like crap or you don't get them back or they are posted all over the internet don't get on here and bitch about photographers...it's not photographers you're dealing with - it's the "tricks that click" and you are the ones that are too damn cheap to pay a real photographer what he deserves to get a real photoshoot and be treated with professionalism. There are some great guys on here but you don't want to spend what equates to an hour of your time cost wise to get something that will enhance your image and increase your income....sooooooo quit your bitchin and complaining about these guys you shoot with - it's your fault because you chose to deal with a "trick that clicks" and not a professional.
Screening - omg this has been a week of some crazy stories revolving around ncns and screening and bottom line ladies is you gotta screen these "fucktards" (lmao - I swear that makes me laugh) - ok ladies you gotta screen...he could be a cop, he could be a weirdo, he could be your next sugardaddy, he could be the best trick in the world or your worst nightmare but damn, don't be so quick to jump on a damn dollar and screen these fucktards (snicker).
Desperation - OMFG do you all know how damn desperate you look at times and I swear it does not matter to some of you....ok let's see...I'm gonna post a thread and it will go something like this "I'm looking for a quick bng spinner but I want bbfs and she has to do greek and I'm here and waiting and I got $25" and I swear someone will post - here I am big daddy - come get a taste of this.....wtf....don't you know we're all reading this shit and if we see you jump on that bullshit then why in hell would we then want to pay your regular rates.....PM IS YOUR FRIEND - USE THAT MOFO! I don't give a damn if you suck 50 fucktards for a dollar each I just don't want to know that that's where you value yourself and feel like I'm being ripped off when I bring my 3 bills to see you....hell if I see you in those threads you'll never see my bills anyway so again....PM IS YOUR FRIEND - USE THAT MOFO!
ok enough of that - on to the Fucktards
Ok where the hell do I even start - I'm going to sum you all up in one damn catagory - Backpage is the DEVIL
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Ok now back to our regularly scheduled programming...come on y'all give me something good for next week
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