Anyone ever got their @ss beat by a provider?

Sistine Chapel's Avatar
dam they beat this guys ass real good (that's what's up) and looks like the Pimp was just chillin eating Popcorn

my kinda ladies. Hold your own. lol

allaboutthebbbj's Avatar
If your seeing providers that can whoop your ass then you might want to rethink the hobby
dearhunter's Avatar
Galleria ice rink.......a midget trannie whore.......does that count?
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Galleria ice rink.......a midget trannie whore Originally Posted by dearhunter

Ha! Is there a video?

Once, a few years back, a fellow tried to force me into Greek, something I have always plainly stated that I NEVER do, and I had already refused his attempts (and offers of additional money, like THAT would somehow make it less painful for me) repeatedly and asked him to leave. He just became more aggressive, and I discovered that he had removed the condom. He tried to pin me down and insert himself, straight-up rape. Any right he had to his physical safety was forfeited at that point. I'm not a diminutive damsel in distress. I kicked him off me, shoved him into one of the posts of my giant antique iron bed, and pushed/rolled him out of the bedroom, tossing his clothes and shoes after him. He left my old apartment half-dressed, big multi-color bruise forming on his shoulder blade and a black eye coming up where one of his loafers hit. Wonder how he explained that to the wife?

After 10 years in the Hobby, this is still, thankfully, the only physical altercation I've ever had. I think ass-whuppin' is warranted in a self-defense situation. (Wish I had kicked him a couple more times on the way out for being a prickwad misogynistic idiot and ruining my day, but I was rather upset at the time, just standing there nekkid wielding a sword from off my wall in case he still doubted my intention that he depart expediently.)
  • romab
  • 12-13-2016, 09:05 AM
Damn. Where was the camera of a naked 6ft red headed Irish lass sword in hand and eyes shooting sparks in defense of her ass. Even better than the State of Texas bruise on your rump. Course you are right that you should have planted one so any additional hobby activities would be on hold till the swelling decreased. Romab (Jim)
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Damn. Where was the camera of a naked 6ft red headed Irish lass sword in hand and eyes shooting sparks in defense of her ass. Even better than the State of Texas bruise on your rump. Course you are right that you should have planted one so any additional hobby activities would be on hold till the swelling decreased. Romab (Jim) Originally Posted by romab
I'm sure I was quite the annoyed Amazonian Valkyrie sight, indeed.

Ah, memories... I fondly recall you and a certain now-retired but infamous MILF laughingly tracing the route from Corpus to Houston to Austin to Dallas on my backside with fingers and tongues following a nasty fall on wet porch stairs at the Irish Chihuahua Refuge prior to our funfest. Made that humongous Lone Star State-shaped purple and blue b00-boo bearable, literally.
Merry Mistletoe Christmas, sir!
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Damn. Where was the camera of a naked 6ft red headed Irish lass sword in hand and eyes shooting sparks in defense of her ass.... -Romab (Jim) Originally Posted by romab
^^^ Awesome visual.
Lexieinhouston's Avatar
Wow, I haven't had to kick anyone's ass yet, but there were a couple that I wanted to, lol. I'd love some Fancy footage of that too, he's lucky he made it out alive.

If someone tries pulling something like that on me, they will meet my cast iron skillet or 8" Chef's knife.



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  • RoxyG
  • 12-13-2016, 10:22 AM
Ive given a few beat downs, but only because it was requested
Sistine Chapel's Avatar
Ha! Is there a video?

Once, a few years back, a fellow tried to force me into Greek, something I have always plainly stated that I NEVER do, and I had already refused his attempts (and offers of additional money, like THAT would somehow make it less painful for me) repeatedly and asked him to leave. He just became more aggressive, and I discovered that he had removed the condom. He tried to pin me down and insert himself, straight-up rape. Any right he had to his physical safety was forfeited at that point. I'm not a diminutive damsel in distress. I kicked him off me, shoved him into one of the posts of my giant antique iron bed, and pushed/rolled him out of the bedroom, tossing his clothes and shoes after him. He left my old apartment half-dressed, big multi-color bruise forming on his shoulder blade and a black eye coming up where one of his loafers hit. Wonder how he explained that to the wife?

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

dam he didn't stand a chance. good for you. I bet this you and your man huh:

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Galleria ice rink.......a midget trannie whore.......does that count? Originally Posted by dearhunter

I demand the vid of this!
Damn nation fancy, the sewlling still hasn't gone down!! LOL
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Still can't spell right either.