New Masturbation item

http://realtouch.com/

well that's interesting, It wont be long before a hand pops out of your PC and jacks you off
cool find Pickup

Uh . . . I ain't stickin' my stuff in anything that has "DC motors" that "control interior movements for optimal pleasure."

Somehow I picture the motors malfunctioning, revving up and rubbing it like a belt sander.

It's like that old song, "Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby."

look at the price on the thing...your looking at a couple hundred dollars to buy it and a monthly fee to keep it hooked to the service so you can sync it to videos..and we are talking about an mechanical handjob.
Ill stick to my local providers and the feel and touch of a real woman..Its never been all about the physical side of sex to me as the personal bonding with a female anyway..so this is not for me !!
Hell id drive up to arkansas and see SNL before id purchase some contraption and have a beautiful gal with a great personality for less money than you would have in this deal.
female vs machine....female wins !!!