1. It never goes limp on you
2. It doesn't make you pregnant.
3. It doesn't give you any nasty rashes or diseases.
4. You don't have to make it breakfast in the morning.
5. You don't have to listen to it's problems
6. It has a permanent hard-on and can keep going all night
7. It doesn't give you any shit
8. It will never fuck another woman
9. You never have to tell it you've got a headache
10. You never have to fake an orgasm
11. It never stands you up
12. It doesn't lie to you
13. It doesn't get angry if you're not in the mood
14. You don't feel obliged to fuck it just cos it happens to have a hard-on
15. It always makes sure you cum first
16. When you give it a blow job you don't have to swallow
17. It doesn't suffer from premature ejaculation
18. Doesn't need Viagra
19. You can put it in the cupboard and forget it's there.
20. It can give you a quickie any time you want
2. It doesn't make you pregnant.
3. It doesn't give you any nasty rashes or diseases.
4. You don't have to make it breakfast in the morning.
5. You don't have to listen to it's problems
6. It has a permanent hard-on and can keep going all night
7. It doesn't give you any shit
8. It will never fuck another woman
9. You never have to tell it you've got a headache
10. You never have to fake an orgasm
11. It never stands you up
12. It doesn't lie to you
13. It doesn't get angry if you're not in the mood
14. You don't feel obliged to fuck it just cos it happens to have a hard-on
15. It always makes sure you cum first
16. When you give it a blow job you don't have to swallow
17. It doesn't suffer from premature ejaculation
18. Doesn't need Viagra
19. You can put it in the cupboard and forget it's there.
20. It can give you a quickie any time you want