- SexyMinkXX
- 05-10-2013, 12:53 AM
someone excite me and tell me something dirty.
- Guest042715
- 05-10-2013, 02:29 AM
"My 401K made 12% in the last quarter" (said In my best husky, bedroom voice)
- Glynette
- 05-10-2013, 02:34 AM
I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico..
- SpursFan
- 05-10-2013, 02:54 AM
The Dos Equis guy stayed at a Holiday Inn last night...
- pyramider
- 05-10-2013, 05:52 AM
Bend over ... taint inspection.
- Guest110516
- 05-10-2013, 10:28 AM
"It has been calculated that a human adult houses about 1012 bacteria on the skin, 1010 in the mouth, and 1014 in the gastrointestinal tract."
- cumalot
- 05-10-2013, 10:59 AM
- Prolongus
- 05-10-2013, 12:25 PM
Who says us fucktards aren't romantics...
OK, you want something dirty...
A White Knight fell off his white horse in to some deep shit while defending his damsel in distress.
OK, you want something dirty...
A White Knight fell off his white horse in to some deep shit while defending his damsel in distress.
- JHurt1968
- 05-10-2013, 03:23 PM
D'you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds?
- canuckvic
- 05-10-2013, 03:44 PM
Takes an average of 50 blowjobs to fill your coffee cup full of semen
- Aphrodite
- 05-10-2013, 10:46 PM
Just tff...*wiping tears from my eyes* thank you all for that 
- Jessica Jade
- 05-12-2013, 12:52 PM
Something dirty 
- DallasRain
- 05-12-2013, 02:42 PM
- er48665
- 05-12-2013, 09:10 PM
threAD.......
- jbravo_123
- 05-12-2013, 10:42 PM
There's a new Star Trek movie coming out this weekend.