Give it a rest...

Pangolier's Avatar
Let's see, I walk through the door and you demand that I shower. That's after I tell you I'm showering right before leaving the house. You know exactly how long it took me to drive from my place to your incall, and somehow you think I've sweated through my clothes in 15 minutes? I think I'd have to live in Death Valley and have a vehicle without air conditioning in the summer for that to happen. If you really are that much of a germaphob, it's time to find another profession. The girls who are doing this are reducing the duration of the appointment needlessly; which is typically not something most guys want. Not to mention giving me dry, cracked skin, and leaving me wondering what's going on in the bedroom while I am in the shower wasting time. Bad business practice...
Grace Preston's Avatar
1. You're in Texas. This time of year, it does not take long to end up sitting in ball soup. It isn't about germaphobia-- its about the fact that at some point, you're likely going to want our head reeeeeaaally close to body parts that can easily start to stink if not freshly washed.



2. You really have no idea how often guys insist that they showered before leaving the house-- but then are either pretty smelly or even worse, leave the dreaded streak on our sheets/blankets/ etc.



3. Most ladies worth their salt don't count the shower in your time IF they are requiring you to take it.



4. If you're that paranoid about "whats going on in the bedroom while I am in the shower"... you're seeing the wrong ladies.
TinMan's Avatar
I almost always take my shower at the incall. The women I’ve seen don’t take it out of my time. I take my clothes with me to the bathroom so I don’t have to wonder what she’s doing outside my presence. It wouldn’t matter much anyway, since I only bring my car keys and the donation to my sessions.

I did have an encounter with a lady from RR a year or so ago where I suspected she went through my pants pockets while I was in the shower (pretty brazen considering I was behind the shower curtain). That may have been to my benefit later since she didn’t try too hard in her upsell attempt.
playerplano's Avatar
I don’t mind a shower if it doesn’t count as part of my session time. I always treat sessions like a date so I’m clean and smelling good when I show up. A shower at someone’s incall should take about 90 seconds if you really did shower before coming over. I figure the more comfortable she is the better time I’ll have :-) actually she can jump in with me and make sure I don’t miss any spots lol.
You're honestly obsessing over dry, cracked skin? LOL
BLM69's Avatar
  • BLM69
  • 05-13-2022, 11:09 AM
I'll shower but I'll always rinse the little guy right before for a better experience, I've been complimented many times on my hygiene, I don't wanna be known as that stinky trick
1. You're in Texas. This time of year, it does not take long to end up sitting in ball soup. It isn't about germaphobia-- its about the fact that at some point, you're likely going to want our head reeeeeaaally close to body parts that can easily start to stink if not freshly washed.



2. You really have no idea how often guys insist that they showered before leaving the house-- but then are either pretty smelly or even worse, leave the dreaded streak on our sheets/blankets/ etc.



3. Most ladies worth their salt don't count the shower in your time IF they are requiring you to take it.



4. If you're that paranoid about "whats going on in the bedroom while I am in the shower"... you're seeing the wrong ladies. Originally Posted by Grace Preston

The ball soup exists. It took only 15 minutes driving from West McKinney to Frisco (Preston Rd) and it was there. Question Grace, would it be inappropriate to ask you to join said shower if it were requested by you?
Bald Bryan's Avatar
Be quick, pack moisturizer, enjoy your stay, get on with your life.

And then of course....be sure to include details of this experience in your review so that other suitors of the lady will know how to plan accordingly when considering a visit with her.
Grace Preston's Avatar
The ball soup exists. It took only 15 minutes driving from West McKinney to Frisco (Preston Rd) and it was there. Question Grace, would it be inappropriate to ask you to join said shower if it were requested by you? Originally Posted by drew71

It would not be inappropriate-- but don't be surprised when some ladies will not. I don't mind joining-- but I also don't fault ladies who aren't comfortable with doing so.


I worked at the Mustang Ranch a couple years back-- they required us ladies to have you guys in the shower and to join you
TinMan's Avatar
I don’t want her in the shower with me when I’m washing my ass crack. Nothing sexy about that at all.
Deus_Soul's Avatar
It’s better if you both shower together, I like soapy body rubs.
mtabsw's Avatar
I don’t want her in the shower with me when I’m washing my ass crack. Nothing sexy about that at all. Originally Posted by TinMan
You're seeing the wrong wimmens
Chung Tran's Avatar
It’s better if you both shower together, I like soapy body rubs. Originally Posted by Deus_Soul
I remember 3 non-Asian Spa instances, where I showered (once) or bathed (twice) with my girl. All 3 were Black. One was visiting from Louisiana, she slipped and fell on top of me in the tub. Her ass landed on my chest. Slightly bruised, but funny moment. Another (the shower girl) did a loving TUMA after. The 3rd I told her I wanted to re-create the bath scene in ''Superfly''. We bathed together several times. All 3 were BBFSCIP.
BLM69's Avatar
  • BLM69
  • 05-13-2022, 11:41 PM
I don’t want her in the shower with me when I’m washing my ass crack. Nothing sexy about that at all. Originally Posted by TinMan
I be washing their ass cracks and pussy with one swipe, washing mine wouldn't be that pleasant
Pangolier's Avatar
You mean you stopped at a gas station on the way to the appointment, then defecated into a toilet in a public restroom? If you wash your anus before leaving the house, then why would you wash it upon arrival unless that were the scenario? I just don't get it, I guess most guys are visiting incalls hours away from their home, or driving cars with broken air conditioners.



I don’t want her in the shower with me when I’m washing my ass crack. Nothing sexy about that at all. Originally Posted by TinMan