BREAKING NEWS THIS JUST IN !!! The Pity Train has just derailed @ the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It. Any complaints can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-wah with Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bitchin. Suck it up Buttercup, life DOESN'T revolve around YOU!
I can think of several places where I would like to cut and paste your humorous bit of truth.
Good work.