Playboy's 18 Unspoken Rules of Sex

Not gonna lie. I laughed by balls off, especially "17. When switching from any position to doggy style, do not yell, 'BEAST MODE.' "

http://www.playboy.com/articles/unspoken-rules-of-sex
Alyssa XOXO's Avatar
ElisabethWhispers's Avatar
Oh that was hilarious.

I liked the one that said, "The difference between 'fetish' and 'felony' is checking beforehand.'

And I also liked #8 but it's a longer one and I cannot cut and paste it.

VERY funny. I used to LOVE to read the Playboy Advisor.
DallasRain's Avatar
I luv it--thanks for sharing!
thats hilarious!!
MaxiMilyen's Avatar
Thanks! Too funny! Here it is for folks who want it handed it to 'em on a silver platter!