Ladies, turn the tables

Ladies, please describe what a perfect session would be if you were the client and a guy was the provider.

I can do this for the ladies:

1. Fucktard showed up on time
2. Fucktard had the correct donation
3. Fucktard was freshly showered
4. Fucktard was quick
5. Fucktard left.

I thinck I got it all covered.

He arrives on time. A three piece suit and a tie. Preferably black suit and tie. A bouquet of flowers in hand. Not carnations, I hate carnations. He slips into the room and we sit sipping wine. Idly but intelligent banter insures. His tie loosens. I move forward but before I can help he stops me. Rising slowly he drifts into the bathroom with a coy smile. I wait with mild curiosity and a hint of impatience. After a moment I decide to play this game too and move into the bedroom. I change into a pale blue negligee. I smell him before the door is fully open. The smell of a fresh shower and the cologne chrome wafting over to me. He is wearing nothing but a pair of black silk boxers.

(intimate things happen)

After the bed has been unmade and remade at least twice do we finally fall back. Pillow talk and whisper back and forth. Eventually he rises to dress. I have left his envelope in the bathroom. When I go to freshen up I notice he has discreetly collected it. There is a single breathless kiss and farewell before he departs. I go to sleep contentedly.

If money was no object you could insert a trip to the casino and possibly a shopping trip with his company prior to our private time.

lol Pyramider!!

Mine would be....he shows up with an open mind and ready to rock out with his cock out .... and if he looked like Trace Adkins even better!!! lol

I can do this for the ladies:

1. Fucktard showed up on time
2. Fucktard had the correct donation
3. Fucktard was freshly showered
4. Fucktard was quick
5. Fucktard left.

I thinck I got it all covered. Originally Posted by pyramider

1. Fucktard showed up on time
2. Fucktard had the correct donation
3. Fucktard was freshly showered
4. Fucktard was quick
5. Fucktard left.
Originally Posted by pyramider

Short and on point.
I bet a few ladies print and frame this just to admire it every now and then,
Like a timeless Poem!

Fin.

Short and on point.
I bet a few ladies print and frame this just to admire it every now and then,
Like a timeless Poem!

Fin. Originally Posted by thebuffmantraples

Haiku version...

He enters the room.
He deposits the money.
He exits the room.

He arrives on time. A three piece suit and a tie. Preferably black suit and tie. A bouquet of flowers in hand. Not carnations, I hate carnations. He slips into the room and we sit sipping wine. Idly but intelligent banter insures. His tie loosens. I move forward but before I can help he stops me. Rising slowly he drifts into the bathroom with a coy smile. I wait with mild curiosity and a hint of impatience. After a moment I decide to play this game too and move into the bedroom. I change into a pale blue negligee. I smell him before the door is fully open. The smell of a fresh shower and the cologne chrome wafting over to me. He is wearing nothing but a pair of black silk boxers.

(intimate things happen)

After the bed has been unmade and remade at least twice do we finally fall back. Pillow talk and whisper back and forth. Eventually he rises to dress. I have left his envelope in the bathroom. When I go to freshen up I notice he has discreetly collected it. There is a single breathless kiss and farewell before he departs. I go to sleep contentedly.

If money was no object you could insert a trip to the casino and possibly a shopping trip with his company prior to our private time. Originally Posted by JayceeRivers

that review would get no credit
"(intimate things happen)" will not cut it. more on the activity's please

btw how much did you pay him

Date: Some time in an alternate world.
Provider: David Dali
Phone: will provide after screening
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: The Alphabet.
Session Length: OTC M&G, 2 hours BCD
Fee: 500 + tip + gift
Age: timeless
Smoking Status: Cigars occasionally
Physical Description: Showcase picture very accurate but they don't show his great smile and soulful eyes that he keeps on you and makes you feel like the sexiest woman in the world.
Recommendation: Yes

ROS:We previously agreed to take in an art museum together before our session. We meet at the museum and he's on time wearing a impeccably cut suit. I hand him a small box and when he opens it he finds some vintage cufflinks that he puts on immediately. I had read his profile and gotten him cufflinks with stones in his favorite color. We wander through the exhibits talking about what we see and the things that we appreciate about the other person. I confess it was his personality in his posts that made me pursue a date with him. He was a perfect gentleman the entire time.

At his incall and he pours me a glass of my preferred beverage and we begin to kiss. I excuse myself to the bathroom to freshen up and leave the donation. We head to the balcony and christen it before moving to the bed. He's very oral and enjoys lots of DFK. I enjoy myself immensely and we go through the alphabet several times. He's a great conversationalist and between rounds we talk, cuddle, and he gives me amazing massages.....even better than my current masseuse! I notice the time and realize we only have a little while left so we head to the shower to clean up and continue to kiss. He drys me off himself and applies my lotion for me. This only serves to make me want to go another round but I don't want to take up too much of his time so I bid him adieu and set our next appointment.

^^^^^Zowie!^^^^^
Now I need to try to rationalize in my mind why the HELL I have not booked with you yet. Besides the fact that I'm an idiot.

that review would get no credit
"(intimate things happen)" will not cut it. more on the activity's please

btw how much did you pay him Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

Assuming money was no object I likely booked a 3-4 hour date. I would assume he was in the higher class or more expensive as my tastes are....selective. So there is a good chance I paid around 2500 or so for my date, if less I likely tipped him very well as I like to plan in advance.

I imagine my perfect date was an older slightly plump gentleman (my personal favored type) Very intelligent. Very educated. We discussed everything, art, literature, star trek, the impossibility of time travel to the past due to the time loop complication.

ROS: He was well supplied with intellectual banter. Brilliant with the compliments. The activities we enjoyed he would likely ask me to not divulge in too much detail. Suffice to say we cover several languages, We enjoyed ourselves more than once, and he was very intuitive of my bodies desires. (in this ideal date) our room is top floor. It is late, dark and warm out. So our first round was likely on the balcony. Discreet and yet passionate. Second in bed and last in the shower. We did not cover the whole and sum of the kama sutra, but we enjoyed quite a variety of placements. During one of our breaks he fed me chocolate covered strawberries and I fed him syrup dipped raspberries.

(I hope this is enough detail for you )

I find that one of the most consistent qualities of a "wow, what a great time!" Situation is that the gent simply looks me in the eye, and smiles.

There's so much to be said for chemistry, but it can't be built if we can't "see" each other. A man who actively tries to engage me, rather than avoid eye contact and get it over with, almost always knocks it out of the ballpark.

I would love flowers or some other lovely gift to really help create an intimate environment for us. Great conversation over a delicious meal. Hand holding as we start to connect and long sultry looks into one another eyes. A slow and steady turn on that starts to ignite within me as I get closer to him in proximity and intimate connection. Basically-an element of romance would be highly desirable in my ideal encounter.

If I were a client, I would book a 4 hour date. The man has to be EXTREMELY good looking, tall, charming, model type (I do have several regulars that look like this! Woww!!). We would go out for wine, go to the Winspear for live theatre performance, then go out dancing to a classy jazz club. Perfect romantic date!!!

He makes like a panda, eats shoots and leaves.