Boehner Just Wants Wife To Listen, Not Come Up With Alternative Debt-Reduction Ideas

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Did you have a point, or did you just want to use big fonts like the other kids do?
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The Onion? Heh. You must have mis-clicked. Hit the back button and try the comedy section of the site.
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Dammit, CC! Assup thought it was a real story! This could have been fun!

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If I could just thinck of one word ............Simpleton comes to mind.

He's just too fucking stupid to be embarrassed isn't he?

Sometimes I wish I was just as stupid.

I'd probably have more fun.

I wouldn't know any better either.
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It's online. It's news. I stand behind it!

It's online. It's news. I stand behind it!

It's online. It's news. I stand behind it!

Made you look. Hahahahaha

That said, I think the Onion is more reputable than most of the far flung wingnut blogs that most of you whiners quote day in and day out.

Breitbart vs the Onion? I'll take the Onion all day long.

DIPSHITS!
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You DID think it was a real story, didn't you? LOL! What a maroon! What an idjit!

Oh, I almost forgot. What a dipshit!

Assup >>> <<< The Truth

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Yeah. Of course I did. I believe everything I read on the Onion? Dont you?

LMAO @ UNLOVED PATHETIC OLD ASSHOLE WITH NO CREDIBILITY!
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You DID think it was a real story, didn't you? LOL! What a maroon! What an idjit!

Oh, I almost forgot. What a dipshit!

Assup >>> <<< The Truth

Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
who was the other donkey that fell for it?
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That was Li'l Stevie. It was funny, too.