Rule of Thumb

If your penis is smaller than your thumb, then odds are your dick alone can't make her cum.

But don't be sad if this is you.Its okay. My advice to you if her nut is soooo gawd awefully important is to follow my three simple rules.

Rule no.1

* Know your female anatomy.( If you can't find her clit, she don't want you to lick)

Rule no.2

*Penetration is a big +1 (please have clean fingers less you wants to get slapped)

Rule no.3

*Be gentle when rubbing your stubbly mustache all over my cooch

Follow those three simple rules and you will be golden. If you still can't make your lady cum, get yours. Life is too short to waste time being unhappy. If you need more time with your lady friend, grab some drinks start up a convo throw a party, for goodness sake do something! If you are cursed by the dreaded rule of thumb, there is still plenty of fun to be had, but YOU have to make it happen!

xoxo Cherry

Rule #4: Don't send an entire search party to find my G-spot. One finger will do

I love this place!

I totally agree and GREAT advice Miss Cherry!

What a wonderful post!
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Cherry,
Your delicate pink cooch deserves the smoothest shave your man can get.

Get your sweet little self back up here to KC!!

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=45406

Why bother most are faking it anyway according to other posts....

Ahh THIS could explain why KC gives GREAT DATY. The men have been formally schooled and trained by the ladies.

May I add "No corn-cobbing"! If you do DATY to my clit like ur trying to eat corn on the cob through a tennis racket.. or that i have to check often to see if its even still attached....well.. perhaps we should skip the DATY. Luckily I have met no corn-cobbers in KC!!

Ill also add that today is Election Day for DATYville Mayor... Are you a candidate yet?

Frantically holding my thumb against my peter for comparison. Whew...the peter won by a knuckle.

Rule #4: Don't send an entire search party to find my G-spot. One finger will do Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

Oh geez-us YES! Ahmen!

Seriously though guys...this shit is IMPORTANT! And why do you care if she gets off anyways? I really don't get what all of the fuss is about especially if you already know your package is too small for her mailbox....DENIAL...you know it...we know it...who are you trying to fool?

Seriously though guys...this shit is IMPORTANT! And why do you care if she gets off anyways? I really don't get what all of the fuss is about especially if you already know your package is too small for her mailbox....DENIAL...you know it...we know it...who are you trying to fool? Originally Posted by Miss Cherry

Ms Cherry we have not meet and you might like to read some of my reviews. Most appointments I do are as much about the lady I am with as they are about me. Sharing is an important part of any sensual experience I am involved with. In the hobby or out, makes not difference to me. Maybe we need to get together and discuss this one on one soon?

Seriously though guys...this shit is IMPORTANT! And why do you care if she gets off anyways? I really don't get what all of the fuss is about especially if you already know your package is too small for her mailbox....DENIAL...you know it...we know it...who are you trying to fool? Originally Posted by Miss Cherry

As a man I knew said when asked-who do you think you are going to satisfy with that little thing.He replied "me"

I love it MIss cherry! classic!

I have one...hehehe

-if you are going to try to stick something about 10 times bigger than your thumb in places other than my kitty ....remember....lube is our friend......

My thumb is 11 inches long...

lol--cool post

I will add.
DO NOT stick your finger in my ears and play with them.....lol
{that gives me the shivers}

BUT DO give me a butt massage!