Reasons why seeing an escort is better...

A typical date with a woman that is very attractive* will consists of some very expensive components.

Cleaning Your Car $15.00
Tank of Gas $30.00
Flowers $50.00
Dinner w/ Wine $200.00 (at least)
Comedy Club w/ Drinks $80.00
TOTAL COST = $375.00 **

* You can always get a dog for a bone. We're talking prime, here.

** Result = You get a HUG at the end of the evening, maybe a good night KISS and you may still have to play the game for 2-3 weeks with how many more dates at the above cost before you get in her pants!

This is why I think escorts are the best value in the world for adult companionship.

You make the call....Escorts are a tremendous value.

If you don't believe me, have you ever calculated the cost per fuck?

Let’s face it, when you got married, you ran the risk of divorce. When this happens, you split your wealth with your ex wife. How do you know if you got your money’s worth? Use the calculator below to calculate the average cost per fuck that you paid for, at the end of your divorce, if in fact you are divorced. We will be doing three calculations.

First Calculation - Her Share:

Enter your total worth before the divorce, (all marital assets) to include real estate and autos. (example: $580000)

Divide that in half (what she got in the settlement) You should have a total of $290000 by way of our example.
(Now Hit the CE key)

Second Calculation - Times You Got Laid:

Now lets figure out how many times your now ex wife fucked you while you were married. Enter the number of years that you had been married, multiply that by the amount of times you and your ex wife fucked every month. Note: the average married couple fucks 6 times a month, (adjust your figure to your situation - be approx)
Now multiply your results by twelve to give you your total glorious fucks during your marriage.
Example: Married 5 years - times 6 fucks a month - times 12 months equals 360 fucks.
(Now Hit the CE key)


Third Calculation - Cost Per Fuck:

Divide her settlement amount by the total fucks in your now defunct marriage to give you the cost per fuck price.
$290000 divided by 360 fucks is just over $805 a fuck....WOW
Wanna figure up how much you are still paying her on a per fuck basis with the alimony you are giving her??
HAPPY CALCULATING!!!
(cost per fuck when you hire an escort is about $250-300 AND you DON'T have to buy a diamond ring or pay residuals)
aubie79's Avatar
Where were you and your calculations two wives ago?
jdough1211's Avatar
Where were you and your calculations two wives ago? Originally Posted by aubie79
Little Caesar's Avatar
My "number" is more like $2,000 per fuck. More so because of the denominator. If my SO and I were at 6 times a month, I wouldn't be on this board.

BTW Jess, don't forget to add in the mental cost per fuck (putting up with her in-laws, loss of free time, being nagged, honey-do's, etc...)
LOL Aubie79!!!
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Where were you and your calculations two wives ago? Originally Posted by aubie79
My "number" is more like $2,000 per fuck. More so because of the denominator. If my SO and I were at 6 times a month, I wouldn't be on this board.

BTW Jess, don't forget to add in the mental cost per fuck (putting up with her in-laws, loss of free time, being nagged, honey-do's, etc...) Originally Posted by Little Caesar
😂😂😂You are so right Little Caesar!!!😂😂😂
Gentlemen Rendezvous's Avatar
How about,

just cause I want to see her because she is so fucking hot
Hahahah!!! This is the best post that I have seen on Eccie dallas since I moved here!!
heartlover's Avatar
Its not just about the money.Having a so of some type whether gf or wife is expensive but helps meet an emotional need. Add a secret girl from civy world and it gets real expensive . Add a secret girl from eccie and the $cost may be known but the emotional cost is unknown if she becomes the atf and only board girl. One either puts up with a lot of physical frustration that comes from having a long term so.or gf, which creates its own emotional costs, or adds an eccie atf that fills lots of voids .
FunInDFW's Avatar
Gotta up that car cleaning number. At least $200. Can't have him leaving micro-swirls!

Great stuff!
suiram77's Avatar
A typical date with a woman that is very attractive* will consists of some very expensive components.

Cleaning Your Car $15.00
Tank of Gas $30.00
Flowers $50.00
Dinner w/ Wine $200.00 (at least)
Comedy Club w/ Drinks $80.00
TOTAL COST = $375.00 **

* You can always get a dog for a bone. We're talking prime, here.

** Result = You get a HUG at the end of the evening, maybe a good night KISS and you may still have to play the game for 2-3 weeks with how many more dates at the above cost before you get in her pants!

This is why I think escorts are the best value in the world for adult companionship.

You make the call....Escorts are a tremendous value.

If you don't believe me, have you ever calculated the cost per fuck?

Let’s face it, when you got married, you ran the risk of divorce. When this happens, you split your wealth with your ex wife. How do you know if you got your money’s worth? Use the calculator below to calculate the average cost per fuck that you paid for, at the end of your divorce, if in fact you are divorced. We will be doing three calculations.

First Calculation - Her Share:

Enter your total worth before the divorce, (all marital assets) to include real estate and autos. (example: $580000)

Divide that in half (what she got in the settlement) You should have a total of $290000 by way of our example.
(Now Hit the CE key)

Second Calculation - Times You Got Laid:

Now lets figure out how many times your now ex wife fucked you while you were married. Enter the number of years that you had been married, multiply that by the amount of times you and your ex wife fucked every month. Note: the average married couple fucks 6 times a month, (adjust your figure to your situation - be approx)
Now multiply your results by twelve to give you your total glorious fucks during your marriage.
Example: Married 5 years - times 6 fucks a month - times 12 months equals 360 fucks.
(Now Hit the CE key)


Third Calculation - Cost Per Fuck:

Divide her settlement amount by the total fucks in your now defunct marriage to give you the cost per fuck price.
$290000 divided by 360 fucks is just over $805 a fuck....WOW
Wanna figure up how much you are still paying her on a per fuck basis with the alimony you are giving her??
HAPPY CALCULATING!!!
(cost per fuck when you hire an escort is about $250-300 AND you DON'T have to buy a diamond ring or pay residuals) Originally Posted by jessica
WOW!!!!!!! Jessica you go girl this is awesome very true LOL!!!!
theboss21422's Avatar
So true when you think about, but what about kids or other precious moments you share with a SO, to me that nulls every cost per fuck calculation
AbbyNicole's Avatar
Jessica.... This is why I love you soooo much!!! Maybe you should look into being a pre-marital counselor!! You may put some attorneys in the welfare line!!! Xoxo
Let's see. I can clean my car myself. A couple of gallons of gas tops is $7. Dozen roses or a nice setting is about $25 at the largest florist in the country. dinner at the comedy club with drinks about $100.

That is $132. Maybe $200 tops. Session will cost me $200 or more every time. And will.never be more than a hopefully great fuck. Yes, I may have to wine and dine a civilian a number of times but if we click the emotional fulfillment will far surpass what I can get from a provider.

There are many reasons to select a provider but given the right woman, the non-provider wins hands down.
Captain Caveman's Avatar
(cost per fuck when you hire an escort is about $250-300 AND you DON'T have to buy a diamond ring or pay residuals) Originally Posted by jessica
I figured this out a few years back... this is why I am here