The Transition is Comming: Biden's Colonoscopy.

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I just heard that President Biden will have a Colonoscopy today. He will be unconscious and under anesthesia. Vice President Harris will temporarily be "in-charge".

If the string pullers behind Biden's daily handlers ever wanted to transition him away and out of the office before the mid-terms . . . . .

I know it is not exactly the same but: Any one remember the movie "Dave"?
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https://www.reuters.com/world/us/bid...se-2021-11-19/

I bet the Pope and the Dutchess of Windsor wished he got his Butt scoped before his trip!!!!!. Nothing to worry about, CuntFace will assume power when Joey Bribes is asleep. What could possibly go wrong?
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I remember Dave (I have a copy) but do you think they will damage Biden's brain during the procedure...not that anyone would notice. My guess is that they find Obama's wedding ring.
rexdutchman's Avatar
Damage more ? Hmm
bambino's Avatar
BREAKING: They found Obama's hand up puppet Joe's ass.
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Strokey_McDingDong's Avatar
Odd that this information was relayed to the public.

Do we really have to know about Supreme Leader's asshole?
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
But will the Chinese hamd puppet implant be found? Or new one installed?
And yes zombies still have intestines.
The Doctor will find out what we all know.

Biden is full of shit.
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I remember Dave (I have a copy) but do you think they will damage Biden's brain during the procedure...not that anyone would notice. My guess is that they find Obama's wedding ring. Originally Posted by the_real_Barleycorn
Despite going through the normal colonoscopy "prep" on Thursday, doctors discovered Biden's head still up his ass when he arrived at the hospital Friday morning
... Blimey! ... He got a colonoscopy?

Surely hope they didn't drill into his head!

'Course Joe was asleep the whole time.

#### Salty
ICU 812's Avatar
The Next Day:

Oh well. Looks like I was wrong . . .this time.

Make no mistake though, the transition IS coming.
  • oeb11
  • 11-20-2021, 07:51 AM
Comment - despite all the 'humor' - I assume the colonoscopy was planned and is routine. A prep for the procedure takes planning and time - and in a patient who is a fragile old man - the fluid shifts and electrolyte balance must be carefully monitored.
I read a news article that nitially described teh procedure as:

Unplanned' - which would be very concerning, in that it was Likely done in response to a positive fecal occult blood test.

More likely - i suspect the procedure was planned - but not publicized.



Other issue - if Biden is found to have colon cancer - America is likely in for a world of Hurt - as harris would assume teh presidency - while fiden has treatment - and very likely fiden would be 25th amendment outed from teh oval office due to a cancer diagnosis.

KumHoela - is one of teh fiden mangers (IMHO) - and is even more radical communist than AOC /BErnie.

The next three years would be even more difficult under an incompetent, radical communist POTUS.

If teh republicans take the Houses of Congress in 2022 - they can oppose KumHoela - but she will open teh Book Of EO's - and Rule by fiat
And Impeachment conviction and ouster would be unlikely to get a 66% vote in a divided Senate.
IMHO.



The DPST party may have succeeded in elevating their most unlikable, radical Communist revolutionary to the Office of POTUS,
An Horror for America.
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... Blimey! ... He got a colonoscopy?

Surely hope they didn't drill into his head!

'Course Joe was asleep the whole time.

#### Salty Originally Posted by Salty Again
Have you had a colonoscopy, mate? We’re you awake?

What song did the Doc whistle?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!