I'm Emo Diem 80. If you don't know what my name means, just say it real fast ten times. I guess you could call it a rebus.
Anyhow, I like women. I don't use a saddle when I ride but I am clean. I usually pick up streetwalkers. A steetwalker is an escort without a room. I'm really cheap too. These rates these ladies charge are outrageous.