Holiday Message by Cat

Twas soon before the Holiday Rite
While all through the Site,
People were posting
In times both Day and Night.

Sorio31 was horny but had no blue pills
ScubaBad and Growler were relaying their ills,
Ari was shoeless but had high hope
A glass slipper would come and they would elope.

AllieKat looked smashing and SillyGirl as well
Jackie wrote volumes and I think it's swell,
Malwoody and DD were out watching porn
Then calling around for a toot of their horn.

Hope all is well and 2012 a good year
May you all stay safe and be of good cheer.
May Santa find me and I hope he deems,
That I get lots of hot steamy wet dreams.


Fastcar's Avatar
If you listen closely, you can hear an angel get her lower back tat. Merry Christmas everyone!
LOL. I like it.
. . . wrote volumes . . . LOLOLOLOLOL . . . thanks for making me smile. Have a Merry Christmas catnip!

Kisses,

- Jackie
purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
ScubaBad's Avatar
Cat, that was fantastic. Have a Merry Christmas and a fantastic new year all.
growler's Avatar
LMAO....Cat you are never lost for words. Merry christmas to you and all in our little world here.
CuteOldGuy's Avatar
Ah, Cat. May your wet dreams come true during this magical season!
malwoody's Avatar
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Sorio31 was horny but had no blue pills
Malwoody and DD were out watching porn
Originally Posted by catnipdipper
How in the heck did you know?....LOL
If you listen closely, you can hear an angel get her lower back tat. Merry Christmas everyone! Originally Posted by Fastcar
Well done cat! But this made me spit out my tea lol
ElumEno's Avatar
Thank you Cat!
I needed a good laugh and this had me laughing so hard I dropped my (not so) smart phone!