My appreciation to all elves girls !

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First off, no offense to anyone around here .

Been in this hobby for years, just like many providers carefully select their clients, I do the same thing to ensure every time with a provider is pleasant, zer0 hassle,drama free and safe.

So, the lists below are the providers but I WILL NOT see:

1. Black girls
Was robbed in the parking lot when calling a black girl for the room number by 3 N*****s one night, went to emergency room with empty wallet and bleeding broken nose. Would never call a black girl , but there are nothing but hundreds of them on the BP every day ! WTF going on in Nola ?!

2. Girls older than 30
I'm in mid 30, I personally love young girl with tight ass and firm tits. Even some of young providers are lacking of experience, but not an issue to me. Saggy and mommy mark are big turn off . Even if some of old provider claim their bodies well maintained , but come on! Time proofs !

3. Girls weight over 140 lbs
someone like big girl, I simply a big fun of spinner. And ALL my previous experiences with big or curvy girls are horrible .

Santa's elves girls perfectly match with all my desire. They always young, beautiful, professional and easy to set up an appointment once you are verified.

Only in 2011, I have seen at least 25-30 times with 8 different elves girls. And this number could have been much higher if I lived in BR or they visited Nola more often. I have never written any reviews on them cuz their great reputation is already built by hundreds of positive reviews,Needless to write more.

Here I want to say" Santa and all the elves girls, you guys have done a fantastic job to fulfill all my desires (and other hobbylists like me). Thank you so much and keep it up!!

Kody--- first elf I see. Im still glad to make that call on that day, even it was lil
complicated to get verified cuz money Pak things. But it was worth it.

Frankie---my favourite blonde spinner. 5'6, 105lbs, omg! Do I have to say more?

Ella---a true natural beauty,gorgeous tits, most beautiful kitty I ever seen! And thank you so much for always accomendating new girls for me. You are awesome !

Riki---hey, I have a question, am I the one who has seen you the most times overall ? You are the prettiest blonde spinner on the world!

Randi---only girl I want to see twice in same day. A real girl next door just graduated from high school . Hope you the best in Utah !

Angelica---got some lucks to see her for once when she was short visiting. Beautiful face and model type body.

Tyler---lovely smile and the most beautiful eyes. Ohh, her tits, her tits........

Jade---every time , I have so much fun with her, she makes me laugh all the time, the session with her always ends so quickly.
Personally i don't think anyone gives a flying fuck what type of girls you like or don't like,Is your real name KEEBLER
LMAO, it's Rudolph
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  • jl11
  • 02-28-2012, 01:31 AM
I was unaware of the animosity here toward Santa and the Elves until this past week, which came right after I finally saw an elf. I had no complaints. I planned on seeing more Elves, but when Santa posted the thread about embracing LE that was it for me.
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Personally i don't think anyone gives a flying fuck what type of girls you like or don't like. Originally Posted by lowgear
This.
gimme_that's Avatar
I thought when a member was banned.....we couldn't discuss or review them in any capacity. Has this been changed or is that a rule from another board.

The only thing I thought was pretty low was the gfe girls post about calling the police and ratting another group out. No matter what anomosity I have or ever had for anyone in the hobby I wouldn't wish that or facilitate that for anyone.

Hopefully the got a permanent ban for those threasts, but in their original posts they had eccie names of guys they suspected had an std or HPV. They were really acting a fool, but I hope what I read wasn't true.
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Ha! That's like me saying I won't see any white male clients because their ancestors enslaved mine. Or I won't see any guys under 30 because they're probably not gentlemen.

Maybe you should get off back page. Stop searching for a gem in the trash bin.

Regardless of your preferences, you're a bigoted ass wipe and I'm very pleased to never have you as a client. Now chunk up my attitude to being a black girl. That's fine, I'll take it.

Ps...anytime you say"no offense" and continue to used derogatory terms such n*****s. No matter how many asteriks you use, it's still offensive.
Lovely Callie Originally Posted by Lovely Callie
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Stop searching for a gem in the trash bin.
Thank you Callie! I was getting ready to question mods on allowing that to sit there, but your post summed up my thoughts so I'll leave it alone...
Ha! That's like me saying I won't see any white male clients because their ancestors enslaved mine. Or I won't see any guys under 30 because they're probably not gentlemen.

Maybe you should get off back page. Stop searching for a gem in the trash bin.

Regardless of your preferences, you're a bigoted ass wipe and I'm very pleased to never have you as a client. Now chunk up my attitude to being a black girl. That's fine, I'll take it.

Ps...anytime you say"no offense" and continue to used derogatory terms such n*****s. No matter how many asteriks you use, it's still offensive. Originally Posted by Lovely Callie
hahhahaaa you are awesome.