What do you pull out?

JD Barleycorn's Avatar
Okay, you've penetrated a government building, shot many people, and you're now hunkering down behind a stone sculpture as bullets fly around you. You have a minute to ponder your situation. You reach into your bag for a candy bar. What kind of a candy bar have you brought with you?

What kind of a candy bar have you brought with you? Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn
SNICKers!
JD has reached a new height of ignorance.
Yssup Rider's Avatar
what the fuck is this and how is it appropriate for this forum?
TheDaliLama's Avatar
"Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't"?


“Put a Tic Tac in your mouth and get a bang out of life.”?
Randy4Candy's Avatar
.....we all know legends in their own mind such as yourself would whip out.....


THE WHITE FAG FLAG

Or, the French Battle flag - your choice.

Neither would probably work, but that's the cost of trying to have things both ways, Mopboy Q Corneyhole.
CJ7's Avatar
  • CJ7
  • 09-18-2013, 03:31 PM
hard to imagine why nobody takes JD serious isn't it?
Randy4Candy's Avatar
Well, CJ7, only for those with little or no imagination. You know, like the Teawipes. Otherwise, they'd make up their own lies to post instead of having to wait until the top of every hour for Fauxed-Up Noise to hand them the script.
JD Barleycorn's Avatar
We've already had jokes made and they were made by the rush to report in the media. They were reporting facts before they confirmed them. The jokes were made by members of Congress who rushed to a microphone before the situation was finished.

Just goes to show you that liberals have no sense of humor and I am haunting Candy Pants.
JCM800's Avatar
We've already had jokes made and they were made by the rush to report in the media. They were reporting facts before they confirmed them. The jokes were made by members of Congress who rushed to a microphone before the situation was finished. Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn
is that supposed to explain the OP?
thinking this over seriously JD would pull out his thumb and suck on it till help arrived.
Randy4Candy's Avatar
is that supposed to explain the OP? Originally Posted by JCM800
only in the echo chamber between Mopboy's ears.
only in the echo chamber between Mopboy's ears. Originally Posted by Randy4Candy
JD Idiot, twin brother of IB, really needs a little something extra to occupy his time.

Perhaps the school principle should assign more toilets for him to lick clean.

Just a thought!
I B Hankering's Avatar
more toilets to lick clean.

Just a thought! Originally Posted by bigtex
Yeah, BigKoTex: the BUTTer Bar Asshat, that's the way your mind works.
Yssup Rider's Avatar
IVIdiot pulls a TURD out and has fun with it!

Leave us never forget that this is the one guy on ECCIE who is a generally acknowledged, and never denied, CORPROPHILIAC!