Let me get my wallet out and help you!!
OMG, I can't believe something like this would happen!!!!
When I am short on cash I always come to a board and ask if someone will fuck me for free.
I get so many offers that I am spent by the end of the day.
So go fuck a couple of guys for the money and then go to DMV and get your ID back.
Go to the bank and get a card issued, get some cash out Uber a car.
Bang a few more guys and buy a cheap car and you are back in business.
Judging from your below post I am thinking you are living the life of a fucking queen.
So take your bullshit story down the road. We have heard the bullshit so many times we get ill when we hear it again..
You posted this 2 days AFTER you begged for a car lol
Fucking priceless
Yes, and that reason is that it is the best paying job out there. Let's see, I can make in an hour what it takes some people two days to make. I don't have to put my children into after-school care. I can cook dinner for them every night. I can go to their school during the day if I need to (without asking for time off, paid or not), I can run them to doctor's and dentist's appointments during the day (again, without asking anyone's permission). I can take them on fabulous vacations that they wouldn't otherwise get to go on (if I had a normal job), oh, and I can take a week off of work without even having to think about it. I can shop at Whole Paycheck and buy healthy and organic foods without stressing about how much I'm spending. I can pay off my car early. I can put away an assload of cash for a downpayment for a house (or a rainy day fund). I don't have to stress about getting a raise, or even bad publicity, because for every hater I have, there are two dozen men waiting to see me. What else? Oh, I can donate a shitload of money to charity when I want to. I can take myself out to whatever restaurant I choose, whatever I'm hungry for at the moment. I can afford private lessons for myself and my children. I don't have to worry about how much the vet bills are when I take my pets in.
But the best reason? Men constantly tell me I'm beautiful. Even when I'm naked.
Bravo to all of the ladies who do this job. Because sometimes, as was the case with the OP of this goddam titty-baby thread, it truly is work.
Originally Posted by Claire She Blows