A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to
the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In
response, the doctor said: "When you feel like you are getting ready to
ejaculate, try startling yourself."
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol.
All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he
found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found
themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge
to ejaculate, so he fired the starter pistol.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Not that well," the man responded: "When I fired the pistol, my wife peed
in my face, bit three inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the
closet with his hands in the air!"