LOL! For a loong time in my life, i was a "road warrior", gone for 3 weeks out of the month, every week a different city. I usually stayed in a certain chain of hotels, as they were always clean and quiet.
(This was a while back): It got so bad that I would take the phone book out and leave it on the nightstand with the spine pointed toward me, so when I woke up, I at least knew what city I was in...
Today, I just say, "Siri, Whisky Tango Foxtrot am I?"
Siri tells me the exact street address I'm at, and my smartphone automatically adjusts for the time zone.
Good morning,
A Bed yoga partner can help you stretch further by holding those ankles in place.
Or you can practice snake charming every morning when they are mostly active.
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