We know you're lying...

Just for fun...

We've all been lied to by providers. It's just to be expected in this hobby. It used to irritate me until I learned to accept the fact that "if she's talking,,, there's a 99.9% chance that she's lying". Now I expect it and I actually find it funny to hear some of the shit they come up with.

So,,, with that in mind,,, what are the funniest, most absurd, ridiculous, retarded, and all too common lies y'all have been told by these rocket scientists (that actually believe they're so clever that they don't realize we know they're lying)...

Like,,, "I'm really in a pinch bby. If you see me for a $200 session right now,,, I'll repay you the money AND I'll give you 2 free sessions later on."

Or,,, "I'm on my way right now. Be there in 30 minutes." and they don't show up till 4 hours later.

Or,,, "I'm waiting on...Staff Edit...to show up." and they don't show up till 4 hours later.

Or,,, "I'll be there at 7:00. Better say 7:15 because I don't wanna be late for you. I didn't forget you. I just have a few stops to make around McAllen first."

That chick had promised to spend the weekend with me at SPI after I wrote a nice review of her "all but forgotten" ass. And where was she at 7:15 you might ask ??? She was getting plowed by AAG....

Spent the weekend at SPI solo...

And just in case any providers are curious.... we ALL KNOW that if you're late or you no-show on us (it's not because of car trouble or whatever bullshit excuse you try to feed us),,, it's because you've got dicks to suck...

By the way,,, I'm instituting a new policy for the chick that shows up 4 hours later.... I'm gonna let them get all the way to my house and then tell them, "Nevermind. I've got a headache."

Some lies are better than others. Ladies, feel free to keep telling me Mr. Happy is "huge", "too big", etc.

Some truths are worse than lies. Gentlemen, would you rather hear a lie or something like, "I'm running late because I'm stuck on the toilet."?

I don't see the point to lie it's a waste of time and I like to keep my good reputation. I have had regulars book my ticket from Florida to San Antonio to see them and have always kept my promises. Hobbyists lie too lol..

I don't see the point to lie it's a waste of time and I like to keep my good reputation. I have had regulars book my ticket from Florida to San Antonio to see them and have always kept my promises. Hobbyists lie too lol.. Originally Posted by mirandalee

It's good to hear the opinion of one of our eccie ladies.

The premise of the thread was to shine a light on the absurdly high prevalence of lying in this hobby. And of course,,, the ridiculousness of it all.

I applaud your position on being honest with clients. More providers should take a lesson from you on that.

Lying, IMO, is a sign of disrespect. And since I always treat providers with respect,,, it's somewhat irritating when the golden rule gets broken..... "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you".

(((not the other versions of the golden rule,,, "Do unto others and then run like hell" or,,, "the guy with the most gold gets to make the rules")))

If I treat a provider in a respectful manner thoughout our entire session and then somewhere later on down the line she disrespects me with some foolish retarded lie,,, she gets black flagged.... no matter how good she can fuck. Blatant disrespect is a turn off. Ladies that are fairly new to eccie,,,,, please pay attention to that.

I'll stick with a more honest girl like Yessica who is far more trustworthy than the current crop of "20 somethings" we have to choose from right now.

And yes,,, hobbyists lie too. I cannot deny my guilt and hypocrisy with regard to that. But in my defense,,, I can't recall ever lying to a provider until after she had already initiated "the lying game" by trying to feed me a line of bullshit.

What really piss's me off is when you have an appt. scheduled and at the last minute the other end of the conversion goes died. Happen to me today, set up appt. at 9:00 am, was supposed get incal address at 11:00. At 11:03 I ask for the addres, no response, waited a little bit and tryed again, no response . One last time at 11:30, no response. I hope providers read this because if they can't kept an appt, let the other person know. Some kind of excuse is better than none. And this provider cost some other one money, I wanted to see some one today, if see would of told me she was going to be a " No show" I would of went to plan B.

"I had to go to Walmart". I've heard that one from a couple of different providers. Really?

"I had to go to Walmart". I've heard that one from a couple of different providers. Really? Originally Posted by Mustang GT

Translation: "Someone else offered me more money."

Whores................

What really piss's me off is when you have an appt. scheduled and at the last minute the other end of the conversion goes died. Happen to me today, set up appt. at 9:00 am, was supposed get incal address at 11:00. At 11:03 I ask for the addres, no response, waited a little bit and tryed again, no response . One last time at 11:30, no response. I hope providers read this because if they can't kept an appt, let the other person know. Some kind of excuse is better than none. And this provider cost some other one money, I wanted to see some one today, if see would of told me she was going to be a " No show" I would of went to plan B. Originally Posted by Bill James

Say who it was.

The point is we don't like being lied to. Setting appts and then disappearing. I'm not really sure any providers read past the add section and will never read this discussion. Singling out one provider won't help.

I would like to say that is comes down to experience and/or maturity levels. It seems the younger ladies are more likely to NCNS or go silent on you then ladies who have been around for awhile. Although, I know that some gals are just flakes. There a good number of us on here who have a solid rep and do not lie or make excuses. Honesty goes both ways, though. Gents have told some whoppers. Lying, in general is not a good idea.

I would like to say that is comes down to experience and/or maturity levels. It seems the younger ladies are more likely to NCNS or go silent on you then ladies who have been around for awhile. Although, I know that some gals are just flakes. There a good number of us on here who have a solid rep and do not lie or make excuses. Honesty goes both ways, though. Gents have told some whoppers. Lying, in general is not a good idea. Originally Posted by Victoria Columbari

HUGE +1 on that.