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Keep those nards fresh, June 7, 2013 By
Thomas J Kelly
Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?)
This review is from: Fresh Balls Lotion The Solution for Men - 3 OZ tube (Health and Beauty)
This product is great. I'm a male prostitute I need my genitals to be fresh at all times. Nothing turns a paying customer off more than a pair of acorns that reek like, well..... that reek like you're a male prostitute. I work mostly with older ladies who enjoy the company of an guy who has confidence that his bojangles smell clean and presentable. This product does that. Before I used Fresh Balls my giblets stuck to my leg and would smell like burnt plastic and garbage juice. My sales were terrible and I thought I would have to quit the biz and move back in with my parents. (My dad is an extremely successful male prostitute so this is even more embarrassing.) I tried everything from cologne, to Lysol, to actually washing them and nothing seemed to stop the stink. I bought Fresh Balls as a last ditch effort to save my career. Holy heck did it work! My marbles are clean, fresh, and ready to go at all times. No longer do I have to worry that if I pick up a Jill (what we call female customers in the biz) at the dollar store by my condo that my balls smell sour. They don't smell sour. They smell great. You don't have to be a male prostitute to buy this product. It works for everybody with a sack that wants it to smell like a summer breeze. My sack smells like a summer breeze. A summer breeze that will have sex with you for money. Thank you Fresh Balls!
