Little help here folks. WARNING: Drama and nude pics inside.

Now that I have your attention.

Recovering from minor surgery here. The good news is the donkey penis transplant was a success! The surgeon is nearsighted though and now my nose goes Pinochio when I watch porn.

I'm bored out of my gourd. Gotta be inside and rest a few more days. I've binged watched every series out there and my fist has been fucked more than Stormy Daniels on nickel night.

Help out here. Post up some funny, stupid or sexy memes.

Get well soon.

Three little pigs talking. First one says that people in town taking candidates for world records. All three decide to go.

First one comes back happy. “Nailed it”, he said. “World’s smallest ears”.

Second one comes back happy. “Nailed it”, he said. “World’s smallest nose”.

Third one came back unhappy. Others asked what is the matter. “Went for the record as world’s smallest penis and got beat”, he said. “.... and who the hell is this Hercules guy?”.

Yay, I finally have an admirer! Was wondering who the creeper in the men's locker room checking out my willy was.

I did say there was some drama didn't I. My fault.