check out this "Brothel Menu" from 1912

I see the sex acts haven't changed much from 1912 until 2012 but the phrasing of the acts definitely have!
you will get a few good laughs out of this....

LMAO

1912 Acronyms in order:

FFFAH
BAH (NS)
FFJ
DF
DB
SPSS
FSSM
F10S
PS (UFWTTFXLPBBAHGQ)
WFMWJO
SP
PSSC
MRTHG
FBSWNF, (out of poop hole, wtf???)
AHFM45
BCFP EXT

In case anyone owns a Delorean and some Plutonium!

Too funny... You would think they would have been more Prudish (sp?) back then.

OMG that's hilarious

"customers must enter with cash in one hand and tool in the other"

Well that hasn't changed i do it all the time lol

"If you are not a Self-Starter, Stay at home and jack yourself off"

guess this mean no newbies? lol

times will never change i guess. any ladies up for some SoP pm me :P

Are you and Reese offering "Pinkey's Special"?

Are you and Reese offering "Pinkey's Special"? Originally Posted by slowmover

Lmao....I'm not really sure I want to blow air up anyone's ass with a goose quill and Fawn would for sure give me that task to complete.

Does that include sales tax?

I saw a more detailed menu at the erotic museum in Amsterdam.. Where are those pics??

LOL Fawn!!!

1912 Prostitutes

In the Star Cafe, in the Fort Worth Stockyards, there is a framed license from something like 1904. It's a prostitution license from Fort Worth. It cost $2.50 IIRC, and was good for 3 months. It's on the wall in the hallway that leads to the rest room. Priceless!

Key questions:

1. Got a link to the BP add?
2. Do they allow pictures posted in the review?
3. Are they NBA?
4. Is it true they bareback their regulars?
5. Any evidence of pimps? (black scary looking men within 300 yards)
6. What discounts do they offer?
7. Can I write a check?
8. If my tool doesn't stay ready can I switch from Common old-fashioned Fuck to suckoff?
9. Rule of 100, 300 or "yo mama so fat" fat?
******* Drum Roll *******
10. Spit, Swallow or Gargle?

ps - The prices seem as unrelated to logic as they are now.

Lmao....I'm not really sure I want to blow air up anyone's ass with a goose quill and Fawn would for sure give me that task to complete. Originally Posted by Reese Foster

Damn - just ripped open that goose down pillow for nothing! What do you have against goose quills anyway?

OMG.....wow....seems the acts haven't changed as much as the $ inflation related to the cost of living increase. Where did you find this?