Providers offering Hanukkah specials!

Howdy gang! And happy Hanukkah
So are any of you ladies offering Hanukkah specials?

No, but I'll throw in a free circumcision for recent converts to Judaism*

*with purchase of a two hour or longer session

No, but I'll throw in a free circumcision for recent converts to Judaism*

*with purchase of a two hour or longer session Originally Posted by YummyMarie

LMAO!!!!!

That's a $3,000 dollar surgery for a bargain basement price...get it while you can, and never have a hooker complain about your nasty dick cheese again...

No, but I'll throw in a free circumcision for recent converts to Judaism*

*with purchase of a two hour or longer session Originally Posted by YummyMarie

not happening, I don't do old ladies anymore!

That's a $3,000 dollar surgery for a bargain basement price...get it while you can, and never have a hooker complain about your nasty dick cheese again... Originally Posted by Wakeup

Or harvest it and make your first million (in Zimbabwean dollars).

Howdy gang! And happy Hanukkah
So are any of you ladies offering Hanukkah specials? Originally Posted by Chincho

No. No specials. No discounts.

We've told jew and told jew like six million times.

So are any of you ladies offering Hanukkah specials? Originally Posted by Chincho

I heard through the grapevine some of the ladies are throwing in a free shower

There you are Chincho, thought you left us there for a minute! Good to have you back, happy holidays!

There you are Chincho, thought you left us there for a minute! Good to have you back, happy holidays! Originally Posted by Anna Star

No matzoh balls for the non-Houston wannabe-mod trolls!

No. No specials. No discounts.

We've told jew and told jew like six million times. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

Fucking brilliant!

Chunko, just sit back and let Marie take a little off the top.
She's not so old that she shakes.

Or better yet, let die Dame Mayfair show you where she bakes.

No matzoh balls for the non-Houston wannabe-mod trolls! Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Dang it you mean our plans of t-bone steak with loaded baked potato with fine wine by the fireplace chatting away about all the changes that will be made to Houston Eccie Forum followed by hours and hours of hot steamy sex until I surrender my avatar to an ass is out of the question?

Okay, fine. No steak or potatoes, butt you can get him drunk on cheap red, and give him a big Texas welcum, a la reverse ass-reaping, Bonn11-style. And just to be PC, make it Kosher wine, and prep his ass with a dreidel-shaped butt plug.

Only if you can prove you, your father and your grandfather were jewish.

And the christmas special will be the provider screaming jesus while cumming.

And yes i'm going to hell for that

Okay, fine. No steak or potatoes, butt you can get him drunk on cheap red, and give him a big Texas welcum, a la reverse ass-reaping, Bonn11-style. And just to be PC, make it Kosher wine, and prep his ass with a dreidel-shaped butt plug. Originally Posted by YummyMarie

What ya say Chincho??