My first

I had a date with Tyla Wynn http://losangeles.backpage.com/Femal...-wynn/50444767 and it was a disaster. Do I write reviews of dates gone horribly wrong and FAR below reasonable expectations?

With that handle I see this happening to you a lot.

With that handle I see this happening to you a lot. Originally Posted by jwood

Why? I didn't share my handle with her at all, no screening whatsoever other than mutual "copping a feel" when first arrived.

I think what jwood is referring to is the fact that you are most likely resigned to only being able to see backpage or CL type providers due to the very high probability that no provider here or in their right mind is going to see you with that handle of yours. You may think that handle is cute or snazzy, but I would think you should have gotten the message by now with the response you have gotten on your other posts. Good luck and be safe. dj8

A cop,
While you think you are clever... And hilarious.......... Maybe just bored. Whatever, who cares... Would you see a provider named

Ava Aids
Gina Gonorrhea
Heaven Hepatitis

??

I mean, whatever.

Kris Clap
Patricia Pus
Dick Sore
Dick Blister
Suzie Syphilis

Shit this is fun. Might as well continue.

Christina Crotch Critters
Debra Diarrhea
David DEA

Dick Head Red

Heather Herpes
Yeasty Yasmin
This IS kinda fun...

Tootie Tush
Lucy Whole
Cheep Cheep
Oscar Ooze
Dick Green
Dick Redd
Harry Dingle
Lumpy Dick
Ward N Wartz
Colan Fistur

Tootie Tush
Lucy Whole
Cheep Cheep
Oscar Ooze
Dick Green
Dick Redd
Harry Dingle
Lumpy Dick
Ward N Wartz
Colan Fistur Originally Posted by MaxiMilyen

Max I'm impressed with your vast vocabulary.

Max I'm impressed with your vast vocabulary. Originally Posted by jwood

Just my vocabulary?

Just my vocabulary? Originally Posted by MaxiMilyen

No, I think you know.

No, I think you know. Originally Posted by jwood

I kid, I kid! LOL

I had a date with Tyla Wynn Originally Posted by A Cop

Did you give her silver bracelets on the date?