Best Small Town Strip Clubs

What are the best small town strip clubs? Where are they and what makes them great?
In my experience, they aren't great or even good for that matter. Talent pool is limited and is obvious.
Stop clubs used to be great! You could find anything you want in the clubs. In my 20s I used to go to the clubs in San Francisco and almost every dancer offered bbbj's and most offered FS.

It's available, but harder to find. Last time I went to a strip club no touching was allowed, so I sat in the back of the room watched the dancers, and had a burger and beer.
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They used to be great but now the fun is one tenth of what it used to be and ten times the cost. The old saying "You won't get laid but you sure will get fucked" is more true now than ever before.