Things go better with Coke...

The other day a provider complained to me about the high cost of dildos. $50. $100. $150. Me, I like to use a 10 oz. Coke bottle, and I have found that women really love one. I carry one with me on dates almost all the time. A six-pack is what... 4-5 bucks?

The flare of the bottle is perfect in a puss. The ridges on the bottle play nicely on her clit. Perfect design for pleasure. Here are some of my Adorables, fucking themselves silly...











A Coke and a smile… Nice.

Monk

The other day a provider complained to me about the high cost of dildos. $50. $100. $150...... I have found that women really love one. Originally Posted by Monk Rasputin

not all.

can be very dangerous, as are champaign bottles and stuff, i heard the things break and can hurt dangerously.....;-(, i use fiberglass dildos and "lelos", they are my favourite BFF`s :-))) (lol)

http://www.lelo.com/

I saw Pyrex Dildoes on HBO (Real Sex) one time and even though they are probably a little pricey, they are designed to last forever. Also they can put washed in the dishwasher and retain heat/warmth.

http://www.glassfantasy.com/

& longer, too ... but we can't talk about that on here, can we? For those into 'bottle fetishes' - check out clubsandy.com - there is an awesome video of her using a budweiser bottle -- that is one totally hot, tan, wild blonde chick... my favorite kind. be careful people.

I saw Pyrex Dildoes on HBO (Real Sex) one time and even though they are probably a little pricey, they are designed to last forever. Also they can put washed in the dishwasher and retain heat/warmth.

http://www.glassfantasy.com/
Originally Posted by coast_encounter

They are a lot of fun when frozen too!! I miss mine!

Interestingly,

I know that the fizzy action of alka seltzer, if crushed up into a powder and applied just inside the anus, makes it dilate. Wonder if CO2 from soda would do the same?

interesting!!!

I prefer glass dildos though! they can be warmed or iced for extra pleasure

I saw Pyrex Dildoes on HBO (Real Sex) one time and even though they are probably a little pricey, they are designed to last forever. Also they can put washed in the dishwasher and retain heat/warmth.

http://www.glassfantasy.com/
Originally Posted by coast_encounter

yes those ones too. those and the ones i mentioned are theonly dildoes i use :-)

interesting!!!

I prefer glass dildos though! they can be warmed or iced for extra pleasure Originally Posted by DallasRain

are the pyrex not the same like the glass dildoes? fibre glass? or are these different?

pyrex - or more accurately pyrex glass - has a different chemical make up and (I think) is heated differently. All boils down to pyrex takes extreme temps better than glass, is less porous than glass anmd breaks as opposed to shatters.

Glass eh? Guess that's where 'pound sand up your ass' comes from?

And no - I don't use glass and HELL NO! i don't use anyone else's toys! I put condoms on my own ffs!

Bud bottles do take me back lol. No way I would do that now. My show was not all that impressive with only 2 inches of the small part going in lol.

I once tried a thin shot glass and the guy wanted to look in as if he were an obgyn...whatever I guess.

Would never use some random person's coke bottle nor anything else that was not my own. Besides that, those things hurt like all get out! I like something softer.

I second the Lelo's. The SO loves hers.

Maybe this thread should have been titled: "have a coke and a (vertical) smile"

Sheesh all that shit looks painful ! They look like strange tourture devices and in no way pleasurable ( coke bottle included ) But thats just my opinion.

Call me old skool but to hell with a toy thats why god invented the penis ...lol